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Hey Larry’s JOTW #175

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(2/24/2024 4:51:00 AM)
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A wheelchair user rides towards a bar.

On his way in he notices a man standing by the door smoking a cigarette.

The wheelchair user looks at the smoker and says , “You do know that there is no reason for doing that at all. It won't make you feel better. It won't help you to fit in. It won't make you look cool."

"Really" says the smoker. "So why are you wearing those god-awful $400 sneakers?"

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Date: 2/24/2024 5:49:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    What's the most you ever paid for a pair of shoes?

kronk---Well, back in the early eighties, a local sporting goods store was liquidating it's stock and I paid $29.95 for a pair of (supposedly) $200. hunting boots.

"L.D."---Were the boots any good?

kronk---I kept those boots for forty years. I finally cut `em up for scrap leather, last year.

"L.D."---Wow! That's a long time! You must have taken really good care of them?

kronk---Yep; cleaned and greased `em every month; whether they needed it, or not.

"L.D."---Wear `em much?

kronk---Only once. Wore `em on a hunting trip to Idaho, and my feet hurt so bad that I had to see a Podiatrist.

"L.D."---Ugh!
  
Date: 2/24/2024 6:17:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    I once paid a great deal of money for a pair of Dr. Martens work she's with steel toes that lasted a long time. But had to use orthotic inserts because of being on a concrete floor all day.  
Date: 2/24/2024 6:18:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    ...and today my knees remind me of it!  
Date: 2/24/2024 7:29:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...Hey Larry! Good to see you and the J.O.T.W !
I was getting worried because of the later posting today
and because of a rumor I had heard that the J.O.T.W.had
been abducted and wouldn't be released until it promised
to be good.

How did it get free?

  
Date: 2/24/2024 8:56:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Oooookaaayyy. You do realize that the side effects of Ambien are as follows:

daytime drowsiness, dizziness, and nausea. Sleepwalking, behavior changes…….

There may be an association between Ambien and a higher risk of dementia.
  
Date: 2/24/2024 9:00:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...okay. Thanks for the "alibi".

  
Date: 2/24/2024 9:10:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I'm currently looking for a pair of god-awful $400 sneakers,
preferably in gold and with the universal symbol for innocence,
a capital "T" boldly emblazoned on the sides.
Walmart had a pair that was close to what I was looking for but
when I noticed the brand, Tadidas, I kept looking.
There was also a cheaper pair of Tikes and one really gaudy set
of Teeboks.

  
Date: 2/24/2024 9:16:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Well, if you’re a savvy shopper, and my guess is you truly are, check out Craigslist in / around Palm Beach , Florida. You might also find fantastic deals on pillows too!  
Date: 2/24/2024 9:26:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...what would be really great is if I could find pillows
I could wear on my feet. Talk about convenience!

  
Date: 2/24/2024 9:37:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Say no more! Your prayers have been answered!

https://www.mypillow.com/slipper-specials?cq_src=google_ads&cq_cmp=20602909903&cq_term=my%20pillow%20slippers&cq_med=&cq_plac=&cq_net=g&cq_plt=gp&gad_source=1&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIx7fQ38HEhAMVrxWtBh1yeQDXEAAYASAAEgIpbPD_BwE
  
Date: 2/24/2024 9:47:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...Kronk...I know where you were with the hunting boots.

When the company I worked for mandated steel toes for
the department I was in, it was the beginning of nine
months of hurt. I ordinarily wore a decent pair of runners
and moved like a strong breeze; a cross between Wayne Gretzky
on a breakaway and a ballet dancer. I suspect this quality of
movement derived from having a fast-walking mother as a kid
and you learned to keep up. I also liked to get to where I had
to be and do what I had to do as quickly as possible and move
on to the next thing. I detested clomping around like a Clydesdale.

I wore those medieval instruments of torture for the full nine
months before I took pity on my poor twisted and aching feet.
It took almost a year before my feet had become normal again.

  
Date: 2/24/2024 9:51:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...Hey Larry...those are slippers. I can't imagine
that they would give neck support when sleeping.

  
Date: 2/24/2024 9:54:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...you may have answered my prayers but you neglected to send thoughts.

  
Date: 2/24/2024 9:54:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Ours is not to reason why,but to pay our hard earned money to those that are facing a massive lawsuit with a potential prison sentence.  
Date: 2/24/2024 9:56:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Foo-foo, why just the other day I thought of buying that bottle of Trump perfume ( $99 a bottle) for you. Then I thought it was better to keep that $99 for myself.  
Date: 2/24/2024 9:59:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...for those that are facing a massive lawsuit with a potential prison sentence:

Tell me the web address of your GoFundU account. I'll send commissary cash.

  
Date: 2/24/2024 10:02:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

Trump perfume? Never heard of it.
Don't think I want to. Probably raw sewage.

  
Date: 2/24/2024 10:04:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    RE: commissary cash

What are you expecting in return?
  
Date: 2/24/2024 10:07:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Trump perfume ….even the skunk ( Mephitis) would be envious.  
Date: 2/24/2024 11:47:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...RE: commissary cash

What are you expecting in return?

I'm sort of hoping that someone will be there to receive that fifty cents.

  
Date: 2/24/2024 11:49:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

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Date: 2/24/2024 12:23:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    This 50 cent?

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gettyimages.com%2Fphotos%2F50-cent-rapper&psig=AOvVaw0uR-LljATOelbLck2Gazge&ust=1708892472219000&source=images&cd=vfe&opi=89978449&ved=0CBMQjRxqFwoTCICjs-PmxIQDFQAAAAAdAAAAABAJ
  
Date: 2/25/2024 10:49:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...nope

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTLrdzDP2Z-11lyrdux7stgdOtlUS6daDLi-OkU6aoL-iwpycrB9wGx-qkkgpvkBoXQQ1M&usqp=CAU

  
Date: 2/25/2024 5:57:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry While I understand the safety aspect of wearing steel toed footwear, I sure hated putting those things on. It's as if my foot would never fit just right.

These days, while I wear boots without the protective toe cap, I still opt for the protective midsole. Nasty critters with rigid, and barbed spines. Ugh!
  
Date: 2/25/2024 6:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hekler After I officially retired, "they" called me and wanted me to go back for eight months. So, like a hungry fish, I swallowed the bait; "hook, line and sinker."

You won't have to lift a finger, "they" said. All you have to do is show up and point things out to "certain" people, "they" said.

Why don't you ever leave for lunch, "they" said? You have plenty of time to eat and get back. I told `em I was on a very strict diet, but in reality, I needed to elevate my poor aching feet, or I wouldn't have made it.

I finished that job and "they" called again a few months after......I wasn't home.
  

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