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On Second Thought. HEKLER needs the practice

  Author:  5940  Category:(Discussion) Created:(2/12/2024 5:44:00 PM)
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Dear USM friends, Hekler has decided to pursue his dream of becoming a stand up comic. Let's feed his delusional attempt by making him feel funny.... ok, he's not. But think of the moment when he finally realizes this.

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Date: 2/13/2024 8:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I think that this is your best posting to date.

  
Date: 2/14/2024 4:38:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    You’re not an ADMIN!

And thank you very much for the high praise.
  
Date: 2/14/2024 7:33:00 AM  From Authorid: 55251    I heard you have to say "Admin" three times while looking in a mirror and then they'll appear.  
Date: 2/14/2024 8:19:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...Morphix...you forgot to add the part about standing
on the sidewalk in lingerie and high heels.

Something is bound to happen then.

  
Date: 2/14/2024 8:23:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I really got a good insight to how your mind works while reading this post.
I rated it at nine flaming bags out of ten.

  
Date: 2/14/2024 8:28:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...are you sure that you still want this post deleted?
It seems to be getting more replies than the boring
one you put up with all the words and everything.

  
Date: 2/14/2024 8:33:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I like your phrasing here too - "Admin delete please",
unlike the bulk of your posts where you have to add "Admin - please DON'T delete".

  
Date: 2/14/2024 8:33:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...this post is taking off like a rocket!

  
Date: 2/14/2024 8:41:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

https://youtu.be/DtVBCG6ThDk

  
Date: 2/14/2024 8:45:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...this offering is the online equivalent
of a sensory deprivation chamber.

  
Date: 2/14/2024 10:45:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    I doubt that Morphix has your sense of fashion Hekler.  
Date: 2/14/2024 11:04:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...that's a good lad! Why waste a perfectly bad post when you can
add more numbers to your count and become queen of the internet.

As a Canadian, Morphix DOES have that fashion sense. Since we didn't
have guns to shoot everyone up with, we had to find another outlet
for our creativity.

  
Date: 2/14/2024 11:05:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I've always wanted to be a stand up comic.
I have too many scars from my years as a fall down comic.

  
Date: 2/14/2024 11:07:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...someone woke up on the wrong side of the ditch.

  
Date: 2/14/2024 12:21:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    》》》》》 ..... at least the crickets are chirp....  
Date: 2/14/2024 12:36:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I guess I'll need my Ovaltine decoder ring
to unscramble that last insult against me.

  
Date: 2/14/2024 6:11:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    I seriously doubt that you would have such a ring. You look look nothing like Gollum.
  
Date: 2/15/2024 6:34:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...you haven't seen me lately.

  
Date: 2/15/2024 6:46:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...how forgetful of me not to thank you for dedicating a post to me.

I feel honored.

  
Date: 2/15/2024 7:57:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Code name: Precious? Or Dorian Gray?  
Date: 2/15/2024 7:58:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Well it only fair to return the favor from such a prominent armchair critic.  
Date: 2/16/2024 5:04:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    How heavy!

kronk---What?

"L.D."---Hekler is going to star in his own comic book.

kronk---Really? That is pretty heavy. I wonder if Hekler will wear one of those snazzy, skin tight, spandex body suits?

"L.D."---Maybe? I would imagine that Hekler would be more likely to wear swashbuckling clothes; you know: like "The Scarlet Pimpernel."

kronk---Yeah. Something in a baby-blue.

"L.D."---I'm seeing it, man.
  
Date: 2/16/2024 10:22:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...see H.L....Kronk and L.D. get me. I'm going to have my own comic book
and get to dress in baby blue Spandex with fuchsia accents and cape and
a big P on my chest for "PoliteGuy". I would scour the darkets corners of
the city tracking down those nasty people that never have anything nice
to say about other people. I'll have to take a hard pass on the scarlet
pimple though. I had one of those in my high school yearbook photo.

  
Date: 2/17/2024 1:26:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    I’m not judging, you’re free to express yourself in a non violent manner that is mildly off putting to the majority. And of course Kronk - L.D. get you. They’re astute observers as well as time travelers that have seen a lot but are occasionally stymied when they come across persons that truly are an Unsolved Mystery.  

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