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Date: 2/7/2024 5:47:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Fear not USM members. I ask not for a “ Go Fund Me” like wealthy celebrities and politicians. For I am a working class hero…  |
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Date: 2/8/2024 8:42:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...let me try and figure this out. You say that there is an echo in your skull?  |
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Date: 2/8/2024 8:44:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...and I set up a GoFungus account in your name. |
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Date: 2/8/2024 5:59:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Eh? Wassat you say? |
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Date: 2/8/2024 6:01:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I don’t have athletes foot . |
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Date: 2/9/2024 5:23:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Yo, man! They're playing our song. kronk---Dig it, dog. Brings back the memories, that's for sure. "L.D."---What memories? kronk---Our "Iowa" days. Sigh...We were so new to the game, back in those days. "L.D."---What game, baseball? kronk---Chickens... "L.D."---Ugh! I'd just as soon forget about "those" days. I've never shoveled as much chicken poop, or eaten more eggs, than when you hired us out to maintain that chicken farm outside of "Kalona." kronk---Hey! That job put food on the table! "L.D."---Ugh! Three years of eggs and cracked corn mush!  |
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Date: 2/9/2024 6:01:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I once had to take a three day greyhound bus trip from Kansas City, MO to Los Angeles with a layover in Albuquerque. That was one of the poorest times in my young and naive life where I wish I had a dog for a friend. That experience that led to that moment and the months it took to get back on track afterwards made me realize that going hungry is not a good thing. |
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Date: 2/9/2024 9:33:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
"I looked...and I looked... My pony, she bolts from end to end. Let me tell ya now, a dog is a man's best friend. ...But a canine can't be mine (Huh!)" "Where was you at?" by War. "L.D."---Give me 24 ounces of round steak and I'll let you pet me. kronk---Ugh! |
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Date: 2/10/2024 2:42:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
"You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension - a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of Hey Larry. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into the Twilight Zone." |
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Date: 2/10/2024 3:11:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I should write an episode where you are running Possum Lodge. |
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Date: 2/10/2024 7:41:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I'm looking forward to it. Have you begun thinking about the cast for the special movie spectacular that it is bound to become? |
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Date: 2/10/2024 7:43:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
..I like the sound of "Possum Lodge: The Next Generation". Thoughts? |
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Date: 2/10/2024 7:53:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...and the setting would have to be in space since Red Green had already fixed everything on Earth with duct tape. Our ship would be a giant replica of a 1989 Dodge Ram van. I'm getting excited about this! Write Hey Larry, write! |
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Date: 2/11/2024 3:43:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
LOL! I have hours and hours of material for reference material. How do you feel about wearing a fake grey beard and plaid shirts? I think an early episode should center around the origin of duct tape and whether or not it applies to any Astro physics theories that need proven. |
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Date: 2/11/2024 3:47:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Kronk would make an excellent Hap Shauhnessy. I would be Harold. |
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Date: 2/12/2024 7:05:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
kronk has a baseball cap that advertises for duct tape. "Do your best, and duct tape the rest." He doesn't wear it much, though. kronk---I'm still waiting for my "displaying a recognizable brand" fee. "L.D."---Ugh? |
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Date: 2/12/2024 7:20:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
"Possum Lake" sounds like my kind of place, to hang out. "L.D."---Yeah! Especially during moose season! kronk---Do you honestly think that you could take down an adult moose? "L.D."---You just get me there! (and hold my beer) kronk---Ugh! |
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