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Date: 2/5/2024 3:39:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 :::::::::::: My two cents , I think that sixty year old person was hoping the Metamucil would finally do its job. And it did. |
Date: 2/5/2024 8:57:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
"Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man! No time to talk..." (Stayin' alive, by The Bee Gees) "L.D."---Get down on it, man! kronk---I got disco in my soul, dog. Quick! Get me to " go go!" |
Date: 2/5/2024 9:17:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "L.D." here: Your post really "moved" kronk. Or, possibly, the mere mention of "Metamucil" got him going. He spent fifteen minutes on the throne. Then I heard him tossing things around in the attic. He emerged, wearing an iridescent blue shirt, holographic bell bottom pants, and a pair of soft pink moosehide moccasins. kronk---"Somebody stop me!" Later, dog! I'm going to pick up the mayor's mother and we're heading to "The Broken Spoke!" "L.D."---Isn't that woman in a wheelchair? kronk---Yeah, she is, but as soon as we get in the parking lot, she starts moving like a seventy year old! "L.D."---Ugh! |
Date: 2/5/2024 11:16:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 The article never mentioned whether the bathroom stalls were pay as you go , aka quarter slot entry . And if you don’t have a quarter then you find yourself doing the limbo. |
Date: 2/5/2024 8:43:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I guess it sounds like a good novel idea but some people may want to relive those years while they're in that room and I just think that things might get a little messy. |
Date: 2/5/2024 8:45:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...why do the limbo when you can be like Hey Larry and carry a garage creeper with him when he goes anywhere. It has paid for itself 6 times over. |
Date: 2/5/2024 10:42:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I'm going to make a counterpoint to my first point. This idea sounds dodgier than a squirrel in front of Hey Larry's car. |
Date: 2/6/2024 4:50:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 RE: garage creeper , since I am not as limber as I used to be I now employ those round metal pieces leftover from an electrical box on a construction job site. |
Date: 2/6/2024 4:52:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 I think you were attached to that squirrel mascot that Towers discount store’s growing up. |
Date: 2/6/2024 2:45:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
I wanna' go! kronk---Go ahead. "L.D."---Alright....Ahhhhhh... kronk---HEY!!! What are you doing! You're supposed to go outside and do that! "L.D."-----hehehehe....Gotcha' Mrs. Kronk---You better get over here and clean up that mess "your" dog made! "L.D.----hehehe.... kronk---UGH! |
Date: 2/9/2024 5:42:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry kronk re-read your post and got all fired up. He set up a broomstick between two chairs and said; Yo, dog! "Hold my beer and watch this!" We had to call the fire department. kronk---I think "they" could have had a better response time. Four hours seems a bit too long to leave a person on the floor. "L.D."---"They" were extra busy and mother told them to take their time. kronk---Well, ain't that somethin'! I was in pain! "L.D."---"Let's limbo, some more." kronk---Ugh! |
Date: 2/9/2024 5:51:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 Ahh yes, I can relate. That’s why I always follow the advice of my father. ( funny how I never followed his advice when I was a kid ) “ If you need to go to the bathroom then now’s the time to do it. Once we’re on the road we’re not stopping till we get to Barstow!” |
Date: 2/9/2024 3:46:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry Your comment hit me hard, brother. My father tried to show me many useful things. Life would have been so much easier, if I'd paid attention. I thought that I knew everything I needed to know. "L.D."---Yeah. You thought you was soooooo smout, but the sad truth was that, you was naught "that" smout. kronk---Ugh! |
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