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Date: 1/27/2024 7:00:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...and if you see that "joke" here, it's an O O.  |
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Date: 1/27/2024 8:09:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
kronk identifies as a "ZZZ" kronk---I'm not familiar with that particular acronym? How about giving it to me in layman's terms. "L.D."---Zero Class----Zero Brains----Zero Potential to improve.. kronk---Ugh! :L.D."---See what I mean? You're still speaking neanderthal. kronk---Ugh! Ugh! "L.D."---and, on top of all that; you're in denial. kronk---eh?  |
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Date: 1/27/2024 8:27:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Why did you have to attack me that way on the JOTW? Hey Larry took the time to post it and you didn't even acknowledge, and thank him for the effort. A little compassion, please. "L.D."---Sorry...I guess you're right. Hey Larry  "L.D." here: Thanks for taking the time to entertain us. Your joke was, eh, er, eh...????kronk---"extremely funny" "L.D."---...right; extremely funny??? kronk---good dog |
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Date: 1/27/2024 8:29:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Did you say hello to Hekler??? "L.D."---Hekler! How ya been? Send me some moose! kronk---Ugh! |
Date: 1/27/2024 8:29:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Hekler, add the number 7 and I could become a British spy!  |
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Date: 1/27/2024 8:30:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
LD, the river in Egypt? |
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Date: 1/27/2024 8:32:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Well, funny is a a matter of perspective. They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder….. having said that, I think that Heklerneeds his eyes examined. |
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Date: 1/27/2024 8:33:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Are you a fan of squirrels LD? |
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Date: 1/27/2024 11:39:00 AM
From Authorid: 55251
What does a hilarious JOTW have in common with a UFO? ... You hear about them, but I've never seen one.   |
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Date: 1/27/2024 12:11:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Remember that poster Agent Mulder from The X Files had hanging in his basement office…… I Want To Believe……yeah. The truth is out there! |
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Date: 1/27/2024 5:31:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Are there crocodiles in the Nile? kronk---Big ones. "L.D."---gulp...How big? kronk---Nile crocodiles make that 8 1/2 alligator that chased you the other day, look like a road lizard. "L.D."---GULP.... |
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Date: 1/27/2024 5:44:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "L.D." here: I love squirrel!...... Kill, skin and dress squirrel....Bring water to a rolling boil in a pot large enough to contain squirrel..... Add 1/16 tsp salt, 1/16 tsp. black pepper and one fresh bay leaf to water......Insert squirrel into boiling water....When water returns to a boil, turn off heat, cover pot and allow squirrel to set for fifteen minutes.....Remove squirrel from water...Allow squirrel to cool....Get kronk to debone squirrel and feed to me in medium bites... kronk---Hey Larry "L.D." likes to catch a squirrel travelling across overhead power lines. He gets directly beneath the squirrel, barks incessantly and sometimes the squirrel gets so flustered that it actually falls. "L.D."---I've taken quite a few using that technique. kronk---You ah killa', dog. |
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Date: 1/27/2024 6:00:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Morphix I've been around for quite some time and I can truthfully say that I saw what "might" have been a UFO, only once. "L.D."---You're talking about that hot green thing that plummeted to earth somewhere around "Brother Martin High School?" That was not a UFO; that was the kids experimenting with "green fireworks." kronk---Oh? Some folks see UFOs on a regular basis. Not me, though. "L.D."---You vision is so bad; you couldn't see one if it landed ten feet away. kronk---Where? "L.D."---Ugh! |
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Date: 1/27/2024 7:40:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
LD, squirrels are fleet of foot and excellent tight rope walkers for sure. They also like to play “ chicken “ in the street here , daring me to hit the brakes or swerve and take out a neighbors mail box. But the jokes on them…..muuuuaaaaahahahahahaaaaa… |
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Date: 1/28/2024 7:52:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry When I was a kid, we rescued an adolescent fox squirrel from rising flood waters. (caught it in a dip net) I imagine that the only reason said squirrel did not end up in the cook pot, was because he was black, which made it rather unique. Anyway, we brought it home and kept it for two years and then released it back into the wild. Dad built a cool little cage for the squirrel outside the barn and the animal actually became quite tame. Mother even allowed me to bring it into the house, occasionally. My favorite "squirrel memory" from that time was when "the Avon lady" came over. The squirrel had been let indoors and was sleeping on a window sill. The Avon lady sat down with mother in the living room and they began talking cosmetics. I was sitting on the floor, being quiet. I noticed the squirrel wake up and crawl down to the floor. Then, for some reason, the squirrel broke into a run and made for the couch, where the Avon Lady was sitting with her legs crossed. That squirrel ran up the Avon lady's leg, hopped up onto her shoulders and launched itself to the chair where my mother was sitting. It was a "very" exciting 30 seconds. The Avon lady screamed like a banshee, tried to get up and fell on the floor, which freaked out the squirrel, who for some reason pounced on our pet cat and started pulling fur off it's back and mother went and grapped the fly swatter. "L.D."---Yeah, man. That squirrel was wound waaaaay to tight. What was it's name, I forget? kronk---Snow.. |
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Date: 1/28/2024 8:16:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
LOL! That squirrel should have had a career in politics or as a faith healer! |
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