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Date: 1/17/2024 10:17:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
it’s heartwarming to know that I’m not the only one who makes a mess while getting a midnight snack.  |
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Date: 1/18/2024 7:48:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
What an unruly animal. "L.D."---Ugh! Have you ever been locked up in a 4X4 foot cage for, nine days, while your owners were partying in Alaska. kronk---Well, yes. As a matter of fact, I have. "L.D."----Grrrrrr...(crunch) kronk---OUCH !!!!  |
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Date: 1/18/2024 12:37:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Kronk has been caged? When did that occur? It’s News tome, had Hekler made such a statement I wouldn’t have given it a second thought. |
Date: 1/18/2024 4:47:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  "L.D." here: I just "had" to bite him. Kronk---C'mon, dog? I was just foolin'. "L.D."---I wasn't! Grrrr...(CRUNCH) kronk---OUCH !! |
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Date: 1/18/2024 5:36:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "L.D." here: The fact of the matter is: "The Kronks did, in fact, leave me confined in a pet sanitorium, while they fly to Alaska for nine whole days. kronk---C'mon, dog. "Tony's Meat Market and Long Term Pet Boarding Kennel" is a licensed and bonded establishment. A former Speaker of the House of the United States of America, recommended the place to me. She leaves her pet anaconda there, all the time. "L.D."---(Dog goes ballistic and lunges at his owner's throat. Fortunately, "the chain" halts dog's forward progress.) You can't keep me locked up forever, you rat! kronk---Relax, dog. It'll be alright. "Tony's Veterinary Emergency Ambulance Service" is on the way. "L.D."----Gulp!! |
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Date: 1/18/2024 6:10:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Hey LD, if it’s a meat market as well as a boarding kennel what happened? Was the food not to your liking? Did they not let you out for playtime and exercise? I had to ask because any politician ( past or present) that recommends anything deserves further scrutiny. |
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Date: 1/19/2024 6:09:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "L.D." here: It was horrible, man! I made a friend while I was "inside." His name was Theodore. He was a "Greek Harehound," from "Bug Tussle, Texas." He was the only thing that kept me from losing my sanity during those nine days of terror. On day 6, when I awoke, he wasn't in his cage and I never saw him, again. kronk---Obviously, his owner neglected to purchase Tony's "special" insurance. Aren't you happy that I insured you? Are you hungry? We're having hot dogs. "L.D."---UGH! |
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