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Date: 1/16/2024 8:49:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...do you have any of those Texas postcards with the mosquito carrying a fully grown man away that's as large as a 1974-76 Cadillac Fleetwood 75 (1/3 Rhode Island) with the optional fog lights and is twice as mean as Hey Larry? Will pay top dollar.  |
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Date: 1/16/2024 8:54:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
I meant that the mosquito was as large as the Cadillac, not the man. I just can't visualize a really huge guy being carried away by a tiny little bug unless the bug was twice as mean as Hey Larry. Here's your opening Kronk. Tell us all about those big Texas bloodsuckers. Show your work. |
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Date: 1/16/2024 9:01:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...it's -14 here but I'm not going to waste my time talking about mosquitos. Summertime here in Ontario is much too short and I'm heading off to the beach. |
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Date: 1/16/2024 9:05:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I just Googled "Texas bloodsucker" and I got linked to a slew of Ted Cruz articles. |
Date: 1/16/2024 11:07:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler  Although our mosquitoes can hold their own, as far as avian predators go, I think you may have them confused with our "Texas Big Bird." The big bird is in reality a form of flying dinosaur known as "Quetzalcoatlus northropi." Fully capable of taking man size prey, the flying lizards stand around twelve feet tall, with a twenty foot wingspan. A little known fact: On his one and only visit to "The Great State of TEXAS," J. Biden insisted on visiting a remote part of the "Big Bend National Park" and was, in fact, set upon by a full grown, male Quetzalcoatlus. Fortunately, or possibly not, Mr. Biden was saved when his dog, "Major," initially feigning disinterest, quite suddenly attacked the dinosaur, allowing Joe to stumble into a javelina den and hide until the secret service arrived.The bird, minus the outside digit on it's left talon, escaped into Mexico. "Major" was given the "PDSA Gold Medal" an award acknowledging the dog's devotion and bravery.  |
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Date: 1/16/2024 4:26:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler Minus 14 degrees! Oh my! Down here, the chill factor, was +8 F and I thought my nose was going to fall off! Kronk kept telling me to hurry up and go outside to do my business. I told him; "You" go outside, I'm good. kronk and Cruz headed down to Cancun, for a couple of days. Last I heard, "they" ran out of money and were forced into indentured servitude at the "Congo Bongo." |
Date: 1/17/2024 6:37:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
I’m not mean. I’m very congenial once you get to know me.  |
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Date: 1/18/2024 7:34:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "L.D." here: I can certainly vouch for your "congeniality." kronk---That is the truth, for sure. I'm pretty congenial, myself. "L.D."---Well, I wouldn't say that your are especially "congenial." kronk---Why ever would you say that, dog? "L.D."---I say that because I have to live with you. No, I would not describe you as being a congenial creature. kronk---Really? How "would" you describe me, then. "L.D."---I think that a better word to describe you would be "noncognitive." kronk---Ugh! |
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