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Date: 1/13/2024 8:49:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...you may be glad to know that I have given your name and address to the Quapaw elders so that they might be in contact with you to further discuss more native American dwellings.  |
Date: 1/13/2024 9:43:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
What are they going to do? Prevent me from entering their casino?  |
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Date: 1/13/2024 9:44:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Actually, they have a really nice hotel, you might be onto something. |
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Date: 1/13/2024 10:07:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...in your neck of the woods, we're probably talking more of a sweat lodge. |
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Date: 1/13/2024 10:13:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I would also like to rate this post an 8 out of 10 in it's offensiveness to the indigenous people in your area. Canoe please cease and desist? |
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Date: 1/13/2024 10:31:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/taHn334jPQk/hqdefault.jpg |
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Date: 1/13/2024 10:36:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Is a “ Sweat Lodge” anything like “ Possum Lodge” located in The Great White North? |
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Date: 1/13/2024 10:40:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I would like to remind you that ratings like polls are subjective to the group of people that are typically ignored because of the entities that are promoting their own agenda rather than the actual content they claim to represent. |
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Date: 1/13/2024 10:42:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
^^^ That was because Chief Dan George got the part in Clint Eastwood’s movie “ The Outlaw Josef Wales.” |
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Date: 1/13/2024 11:23:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/53461949635_8b3ed7e90c_o.jpg |
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Date: 1/13/2024 11:30:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
. ^^^^^ LOL! I have a receipt showing that I paid the ten dollars back with interest! And I don’t know what to think of the baby insinuation as I was adopted. I am unable to afford the expense of returning to where I came from, so perhaps they will set me up with a Go Fund Me account. |
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Date: 1/13/2024 11:57:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...there was so little response that they had to rethink the problem and finally came up with a way to get you free bus travel to another destination. Enjoy your new outfit: https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/FC7TjJYDTUpmQtxYk8MRSbSidlaSmPQNIGru8raO1xWDt3k6n-Pxh_mfrelpoRZ2Y70dJOa25mHkObp-aEWrkbJXJdl32QUt_xXD2BMQCJTTmvgVh7kFgC8xejbK-pW6z-S-YHluaiA8R47kFOqbhAed-nJgP1o5chQETBiU9ZW1kz_AQfMkeek6wTrewXWvw9GlE7v6W70EKxNBxgCLJJnFj8qNfhwg4Ppw_db2OfExufaEDbkKgzk_qjg |
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Date: 1/13/2024 12:32:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
That’s not a very good disguise, novelty funny nose & glasses rates slightly higher. How about they dig a little deeper in the coffers? |
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Date: 1/13/2024 4:30:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
I'm not sure I "get" that one???? kronk---What's to "get," anyway? Sounds like the post has to do with forms of shelter. You know, like the one we lived in, back in 1641. "L.D."---You mean a "ba-ak?" kronk---Yes. The way "they" built the thing was quite ingenious, don't you think? "L.D."---Are you kidding me! When it rained, it leaked; when the wind blew it was drafty; when the sun shown it was hot. Oh, and it offered zero protection against the blood-thirsty coastal mosquitoes. kronk---Well, it definitely wasn't an "Airstream;" that's for sure. "L.D."---What's an "Airstream?"  |
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Date: 1/13/2024 5:16:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...Airstream is downwind from Hey Larry. Don't be there. |
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Date: 1/13/2024 5:19:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
I disagree with you about the disguise. The clothing makes you look EXACTLY like someone who is trying to cross the border illegally in order to buy some decent Made in America clothing. |
Date: 1/13/2024 6:56:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler  I have a brand new, twenty-two year old pair of "Levi's" in my closet. I'm holding on to it, `cause I figure in a few years it'll be extremely rare to have anything at all that is "Made in the U.S.A.""L.D."---Hate to burst your bubble, man. The label says, "Made in Egypt." Besides that; when was the last time you checked on those jeans? kronk---Ugh. er eh...I'm not sure? "L.D."---Well, for your information, a family of moths moved into those pants about twelve years ago and the pants are full of holes. kronk---Really? Well, then, that makes them even more valuable. Holy clothing is all the rage, these days. "L.D."----Brethren.... |
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Date: 1/13/2024 7:45:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...Kronk...you're sitting on a gold mine but don't sell those genuine Egyptian Levi's just yet. Let the moths have another go at them and when they get down to about the size of some Daisy Dukes, your time has come to SELL, SELL, SELL! Make up a story of provenance and tell people that they once belonged to Nancy Pelosi and she had forgotten them in your car one night. |
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Date: 1/13/2024 7:49:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...and, if you just happen to have some old fishing waders just laying around, paint "JUICY"on the backside and tell your prospective buyers that they were once the property of Roseanne Barr and she had forgotten them in your car one night. |
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Date: 1/13/2024 8:40:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Kronk, do any products containing deet work against the mosquitoes in your area? What did you use ba-k in 1641? |
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Date: 1/13/2024 8:44:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I take issue. The Airstream is a quality made dwelling on wheels. Have the Canadian wild fire problems from last summer been contained? Or are you abstaining from the food trucks on the other side of the tracks? |
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Date: 1/13/2024 8:46:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I also take issue with that disguise as I have no intention of crossing over the Canadian border until your air quality improves. |
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Date: 1/14/2024 8:47:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "L.D." here: The "Ba-ak" kronk referred to was semi permanent shelter used by the indigenous peoples of what is now, the southern coast of "The Great State of Texas." kronk---Wow, dog! Heavy on the patriotism this morning, ain't you? "L.D."---Hey, man! I'm as patriotic as they come. Do you mind, I'm trying to shed some light on the lack of detail on your comment? kronk---Ugh! Yeah, go ahead. "L.D."---Hey Larry...In the year 1641, kronk and I were living amongst a tribe of coastal indians, approximately 245 miles, south/southwest of Gun Barrel City, Texas. (today, that area is known as Galveston Island) We did not have access to the insecticide known as "deet," in those days. "Deet" was around, but the Aztecs, down in Mexico, had a patent on the stuff and refused to share with the rest of North America. kronk---Do you think it is wise to share this narrative with the world wide web? "L.D."---Sure...Who cares what we did 383 years ago....Anyway, the only thing we could do was close up the "ba-ak" and build a fire inside. Of course, then, we near choked to death from the smoke. (salt water soaked driftwood) kronk---Amen to that dog. "These" are the good old days. "L.D."----Brethren..... |
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Date: 1/14/2024 9:42:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Interesting facts of information regarding the the patent regarding deet and the monopoly the Aztec nation had on it. Between you and L.D. ( and Hekler, should I ever decide to seek asylum in The Great White North ) I do feel I can survive to an even riper old age than I currently am. |
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Date: 1/14/2024 3:38:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry Happy that we could be of service, amigo. "L.D."---That's right, Hey Larry. You just tell us what you want to know and we'll be happy to "fabricate" a set of facts, for you. kronk---Yo, dog!... (whispers in dog's ear) "L.D."---I meant to say "misstate" a set of facts, for you. kronk---Yo, dog! (more whispering in dog's ear) "L.D."---Sorry, what I "really" meant to say was that we'd "expiscate" a set of facts, for you. kronk---Good dog. |
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Date: 1/14/2024 6:21:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler What a wonderful idea! kronk---What? "L.D."---Telling everyone that those twenty-two year old, moth-eaten, made in Egypt, jeans, in your closet once belonged to House Speaker Emerita Nancy Patricia Pelosi. kronk---Well, they did. "L.D."---Wow! Really? We should exploit, no? kronk---Sorry, dog. No can do. When I look at those pants, I flashback to the "days of yore." The former speaker and I have suffered the ravages of time. "L.D."---Yeah... "lacka buttocks" kronk---Ugh! |
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