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Date: 12/30/2023 4:56:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
My resolution was to read more... so I put the subtitles on my television……..  |
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Date: 12/30/2023 9:01:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...my New Year's resolution was to try and avoid death and dismemberment by a rogue gang of biker squirrels. Thanks for your vote of confidence and ill will.  |
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Date: 12/30/2023 9:02:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
I'm gonna' quit eating sweets....I'm gonna' stop drinking soda pop..Down with all those tasty treats!...I'll do pull-ups `till I drop!...Stand back! The time for resolutions draws near!...BUT, I will not give up my BEER! "L.D."---Ugh!  |
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Date: 12/30/2023 9:18:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...that's the spirit Kronk! Every man finds his own place to make a stand and your choice is an admirable one. /misses beef jerky |
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Date: 12/30/2023 9:28:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
It's Hekler! kronk---Yes, I do believe it is Hekler. "L.D."---I always feel better knowing that Hekler is still up there, in the Great White North. kronk---Why? "L.D."---Because I'm hoping that someday he will come roaring down here like a "blue norther," on steroids, and save me from these blasted January mosquitoes! kronk---I'm digging that, dog! Crazy visuals! "L.D."---Amen! Back to the land of moose and poutine! Hallelujah! |
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Date: 12/30/2023 9:58:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
The “ Rouge “ biker squirrel types that you speak of are not native to Arkansas , I’ve checked. That means you have missed several appointments with your psychiatrist and possibly behind in your payments. If you ge5 your prescription filled than your ill will can be replaced with a “ New You” in 2024! |
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Date: 12/30/2023 10:01:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Duff Mann approved Kronk’s reply… https://monophy.com/gifs/season-11-the-simpsons-11x16-3o6MbqoC0JAsYtKks8 |
Date: 12/30/2023 9:28:00 PM
From Authorid: 54570
it would be nice |
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Date: 12/31/2023 5:31:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
It would be nice, wouldn’t it? |
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Date: 12/31/2023 10:57:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
On behalf of myself and the talking dog, I would like to wish everyone an extremely Happy and Prosperous New Year!!! "L.D."---Why didn't you make your own "Happy New Year" post? kronk---Nobody reads my posts. Hey Larry has fan base. "L.D."---Well, you're right about that. kronk---Ugh! |
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Date: 12/31/2023 11:37:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
On behalf of Kronk, L.D., Hekler and the many members of USM, I echo the same sentiment. Fan base? Well I feel what Radman once posted sometime back that I didn’t really appreciate until much later, You’re Reaching More People Than You Know. I would say that “ We” have a fan base because of the way the internet has changed the world, some good ways, and some bad. But it goes without saying that this site has been an absolute refuge for kindred spirits. All the best ! |
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Date: 12/31/2023 3:59:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry has "class." That's why people read his posts. kronk---Oh, yeah? I have "class." "L.D."---The only "class" you have is anger management. Oh, and by the way, if you miss one more, "they" are going to fine you with 148 hours of community service. kronk---What! "They" can't do that without advanced notice! "They" are supposed to send me some sort of notice, or something. "L.D."---"They" did send you a notice. I inadvertently deleted the message, while cleaning out your mail. kronk---When was this, and when is the next class? "L.D."---About four days, ago and the next class started fifteen minutes ago. kronk---UGH !!!! |
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Date: 1/30/2024 11:43:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
What's wrong with you, man? kronk--- I resolved to stay fit for 2024. "L.D."---And, so? kronk---By my calculations, during the holidays and up until now, I've consumed thirteen gallons of egg nog, 27 lemon creme pies, one hundred forty-seven chocolate bars and eighty-eight pounds of trail mix. "L.D."---Wow! That's a pretty extreme diet, dude. You should definitely cut out that trail mix. kronk---You really are "man's best friend," dog. "L.D."---Trust me.....  |
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Date: 2/3/2024 4:17:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Lol! |
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Date: 3/22/2024 7:59:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
So, how are your resolutions going? kronk---Well, I honestly think that I may actually be making progress with one resolution. "L.D."---Really? I haven't noticed anything unusual about your "usual" behavior. kronk---I stopped fretting about my hair. I used to constantly have a comb in my hand. "L.D."---But....your don't have any hair left? kronk---Ugh! |
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Date: 3/24/2024 9:35:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I totally relate….. |
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