Happy Christmas .....kronk & "L.D."

"L.D."---I thought you wrote that you were not going to be here for the holiday?

kronk---I got all my chores done and decided I would spend time on USM. You know, try and spread good cheer; stuff like that.

"L.D."---Ahhh so, what you mean to say is that you are out of wine, have no money, and are bored to death?

kronk---No! Of course not! How shallow do you think I am, anyway! Sheeesh...er, eh...You wouldn't happen to have six dollars I could borrow, would you?

"L.D."---Ugh! You're really pathetic; you know that! Here, pick me up a bag of those red, green and silver kisses, while you're there.

kronk---My dog!

"L.D."---Get off me!



One year, I got a stick for Christmas.

I was actually pretty happy that I got that.

Yep, you guessed. Times were pretty tough.



My guardian needed money for his mistress.

We had no money for a turkey. We ate a bat.

Wouldn't say that we had it bad, but we sure did have it rough.



"L.D."---Man! That was so lame!

kronk---Hey, dog. It came from the heart.

"L.D."---No wonder you never get taken seriously.

kronk---Awww, C'mon, dog. It's Christmas! Here, get ready to drink this. I want to propose a toast.

"L.D."---Oh, brother! Hey! What kind of rot gut did you buy, anyway? This smells horrible!

kronk---"Here's to friends who know us well, but continue to love us, all the same!"

"L.D."---Bully!

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