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Date: 12/22/2023 3:45:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  Merry Christmas!"L.D."---A little premature with that, aren't you? kronk---I may be indisposed on the actual holiday. "L.D."---Ahhh, so you've already started on that five gallon bucket of "Mad Dog 20/20," have you? kronk---You're very perceptive, you furry little diamond, you. "L.D."---Ugh!  |
Date: 12/23/2023 12:44:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
You know, even The Grinch has redeeming qualities. For example, he lives near WHOVILLE so you know he’s interested in classic rock……..  |
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Date: 12/23/2023 8:24:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
"OK. You can have the Magic Bus, for one hundred English pounds!" "L.D."----I want it....I want it....I want it...(The Who, Magic Bus, Live at Leeds, 1970) kronk---Hey larry "The Who" for the holidays! Rock on, son! |
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Date: 1/3/2024 6:29:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
I just can't dream anymore? "L.D."---Why are you worried about dreaming, anyway? I thought all your dreams were actually nightmares. kronk---I'm into "phobophilia," dog. I "need" those nightmares! "L.D."---What you really need is a lobotomy. kronk---Is that scary? "L.D."---Ugh! |
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Date: 1/3/2024 6:32:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
You've been acting rather strange, lately. What brought "that" on? kronk---I can't stand the idea of one of Hey Larry's JOTW posts having only 3 comments. "L.D."---Got it! |
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Date: 1/4/2024 6:00:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
I need an attorney! kronk---What's up, dog? "L.D."---I've had it! I'm going to file suit against our city government! The bloody mosquitoes are running rampant around here. I went out to do my business a while ago and I know those little monsters withdrew at least of pint! I mean, "they" stabbed me in places where the sun don't shine! kronk---The city council brought "the mosquito problem" up at the last meeting. "They" said that "they" were saving the insecticide for when the mosquitoes got "really" bad. "L.D."---WHAT! How bad does it have to get? I've a good mind to march down there and dress the whole bunch down! kronk---Won't do any good, dog. "They" are all gone to D.C. for the next two weeks. "L.D."---What are those clowns doing up there? There's work to be done, right here! kronk---"They" are sitting in on a series of seminars on how to administer to the needs of their community. "L.D."---UGH!!! |
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Date: 1/4/2024 6:02:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
That's SIX! "L.D."---Go for it, man! |
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Date: 1/5/2024 12:39:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Don't post if it's off-topic! kronk---Why? "L.D."---People will think you're "off," and it will reflect on me. kronk---Touchy today, aren't you? For your information, What I have to share is, in fact, "on" topic. "L.D."---Please proceed. kronk---Thank you. When I turned 13 years old, I begged the parents for one of those fancy organs; you know like the kind that "Booker T. Jones" used. "L.D."----Oh, yeah! "Green Onions," baby! Did you get one? kronk---Well, not exactly. Come, Christmas morning, I was so excited `cause there was this huge box sitting in the living room. The thing was too big to fit under the tree and I couldn't move it, either. I just knew that I scored an organ, dog. I was soooo cranked up. Imagine my surprise when I tore into the box and found 175 lbs of bricks and a chicken gizzard. The old man lauged and said, "There's your organ." "L.D."---I don't get it??? kronk---That's seven.  |
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Date: 1/6/2024 4:13:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
LOL! |
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