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Date: 12/16/2023 8:00:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Slow morning………. Ok let’s get this started already! Everytime I eat fast food I can talk to dead people... Perhaps I should stop ordering the medium fries.  |
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Date: 12/16/2023 8:18:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I came for the joke of the week and all I see is an allegation that McDonalds serves food. That's the part that is supposed to be funny? McDonalds serves despair. You go in with a hunger on and spend the rest of your day regretting your own gullibility for falling for those ads once again. I seem to recall the food being better when I was much younger but I was probably eating mud and liking it not that many years prior. Seagulls seem to enjoy it though. I'll end this with an example: McRib. The McRib is a formed blob of something that may have been meat at one point in it's existence but after being reformed with quantities of gristle and ground bone fragments added, it turns into a punishment for your stupidity.  |
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Date: 12/16/2023 8:33:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Hekler, I have no counter point to offer. After all, Ronald McDonald is no longer their spokesperson and if you ask me, Ronald has gone he way of Jimmy Hoffa. And, since the body hasn’t been found…l well that’s all I can say. |
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Date: 12/16/2023 8:36:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
McRib Sandwich was once ( some time ago ) a featured topic which Homer Simpson almost bankrupted his family to travel to the various states/ localities where it was only available for a limited time. |
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Date: 12/16/2023 8:48:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...have another Ribwich there Homelarry. |
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Date: 12/16/2023 8:50:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I also heard a rumor that Ronald was sharing a grave at Bedminster. |
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Date: 12/16/2023 8:54:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I am proud to say that after I consumed my first and only Rib sandwich in question, I managed to survive the ordeal but was unable to pay the bill from the Emergency Room that saved my life. |
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Date: 12/16/2023 8:56:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...you may also have noticed that I have not denigrated your character yet today. Give me some time...I just woke up. |
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Date: 12/16/2023 8:57:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Bedminster, well the only thing I can add is a tax write off available? Love means never having to pay what you owe. |
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Date: 12/16/2023 8:58:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
You just woke up? Ooooooookaaaayyy. We’re you imitating John Travolta dancing at an all night disco ? |
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Date: 12/16/2023 9:04:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I don't want to leave myself open for a lawsuit so I'll pass this off as hearsay. Did you know that a customer once found half of a tricycle in a McChicken sandwich? Did you also know that the customer ate the tricycle and threw out the rest of it? |
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Date: 12/16/2023 9:12:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...okay, maybe I lied when I stated that I had just woken up. I had to gather strength before I dared check out the JOTW. In addition, I couldn't come up with any instant insults. I have this fear that I may be becoming more tolerant after a long night at the disco. |
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Date: 12/16/2023 9:49:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
There’s hope for you afterall, and your secret is safe with me…that is until you try o take over the world. |
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Date: 12/16/2023 11:46:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...this JOTW started off slow, picked up momentum and, prior to the 2nd last reply, was going well. NOW??? https://youtu.be/4XOV65UIN20 |
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Date: 12/16/2023 12:15:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Is that what mean by denigrating my personal character? Intriguing but hardly offensive. |
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Date: 12/16/2023 1:13:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
"I want to dedicate this song to Mr. Rupert Murdoch." (Don Henley) Hey Larry  "L.D." here: Please forgive kronk. He is, as usual, totally off topic.kronk---What? I'm starving. Let's go down to "Mickey D's" and load up on about 12 of those diminutive fish sandwiches. "L.D."---I don't eat fish and there's no way that you can eat twelve of those. kronk---Are you kidding me, dog? Back when their fish sandwich was full size, I could knock out four of `em. Now, it takes at least twelve to fill me up. You can belly up on a few "McRibs." "L.D."---I'll pass. Do we have any more of that boiled owl, left?  |
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Date: 12/16/2023 1:35:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry Around these parts, "their" fries are "to die for." "L.D."---Personally, I find "Grease Burgers" entire menu to my liking. kronk---C'mon, dog! "They" make those things, they pass off as hamburgers, out of 90/10 percent, ground round, from emaciated coastal marsh cattle. "L.D."---Ummmm, but the sound of that fat sizzling, is music to my ears. kronk---Ugh! |
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Date: 12/16/2023 1:42:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
So, what Hey Larry is implying is that he is a necromancer? kronk---No way, dog. Hey Larry is like, a paragon, or something like that. "L.D."---You speak to the dead, occasionally, don't you? kronk---Only to my Grand Uncle Nemo. He let's me know when the crabs will be running. "L.D."---I remember him. He always smelled like sardines. kronk---Yep, that's him. |
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Date: 12/16/2023 2:36:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Dirty Laundry is a personal favorite and very poignant song. 🎵 |
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Date: 12/16/2023 2:41:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Kronk, L.D., the last time I seriously encountered a McD’s was when they had that commercial that parodied a particular song that sounded like “ Mack The Knife!” These days, I can make myself my own “ Happy Meal” for much less and wind up being happier. Which would be my advice to anyone today because home economics was once taught in school…. Just saying… |
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Date: 12/16/2023 2:49:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Kronk, L.D., Imagine if you will…Hey Larry introducing a “ Twilight Zone” episode where beer is freely served at all hours of the day with the only “ catch “ being you are not allowed to partake because you have an alcohol intolerance issue….. |
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Date: 12/16/2023 4:22:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry Truthfully, I have been reducing my alcohol ingestion, lately. "L.D."---"Truthfully" ?????? How could anyone take what you constantly spout, to be even "remotely" related to the truth? kronk---Well, I don't know anything about "that," but I have backed off the booze. "L.D."---Swear it! kronk---Swear what? "L.D."---That you always "tell the truth!" kronk---Who do you think you are; "Joe Garagiola?" "L.D."---"You really have to be some kind of creep for a dog to reject you." kronk---Ugh! |
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Date: 12/16/2023 4:32:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...Home Ec in school...I remember it well, especially the time we made spaghetti and my group grated up a bar of Ivory soap and offered our "extra cheese" to another bunch of guys to enjoy on their pasta. |
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Date: 12/16/2023 5:29:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
The Maitre'D is a key position and imperative to driving business into the restaurant. The Maitre'D is responsible for coordinating and managing all reservations, dining room and banquet seating, guest assistance, guest needs and the flow of guests in and out of the restaurant. Hekler is the exact opposite. |
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Date: 12/16/2023 6:41:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
I took "Home Economics" in school. "L.D."---You did not! kronk---I did so! That's where I learned to make kerosene and butcher a pig. "L.D."---Ugh! |
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