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Date: 12/11/2023 5:17:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Someone is getting a lump of coal in their stocking this year…..  |
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Date: 12/11/2023 8:20:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...and she would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those meddling cops and their dog.  |
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Date: 12/11/2023 8:41:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I wonder what kind of disguise she wore? I know, she bought one of those " Cloak of Invisibility " that Harry Potter used from TEMU! |
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Date: 12/11/2023 9:50:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...probably a pair of those black yoga pants with the word YIKES! across the back. Remember, this was a Walmart store. Fashion has no business being in these outlets. |
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Date: 12/11/2023 9:55:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I bought one of those Invisibility Cloaks from Temu. What I received was a blackout curtain. Works well when I'm standing near a window opening. 4 out of 5 stars. |
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Date: 12/11/2023 10:17:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I'm not trying to typecast senior citizens, being one of that club myself but if this woman really had a plan on the go that day, she might have considered NOT wearing her Depends on this heist. Faced with the choice of "looking the other way" or loading her into the back of their cruiser, I think the final choice would be obvious. |
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Date: 12/11/2023 10:44:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
ROTFLMAO @ YIKES! |
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Date: 12/11/2023 10:47:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I use aluminum foil instead of blackout curtains, not only does it keep the daylight out it also stops those pesky Martians from sending transmission beams into my brain. |
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Date: 12/11/2023 10:51:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
She might've considered dressing up as a leper and staggered around the holding onto her Cary while coughing every few seconds. |
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Date: 12/11/2023 10:51:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
*** Cart..... |
Date: 12/11/2023 4:47:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  Cool tune. Thanks for sharing."L.D."---Dig it, dude. Doctor John is fon-key!  |
Date: 12/12/2023 7:38:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
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Date: 12/12/2023 9:44:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
I tell you what, dog. "They" better be glad that I... "L.D."----Ugh! What would you have done? kronk---I mean, come on, dog. Ripping off a department store while "Shop with a Cop" is going on. That took a lot of nerve, I tell ya. I would have had the woman grab her ankles while I gave her ten licks with a "10 foot 7 weight Salmon/Steelhead Imperial fly rod." "L.D."---You really do need help. kronk---Ugh! |
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Date: 12/12/2023 3:01:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Kronk must really mean what he says if he’s going to risk damaging a valuable fly rod. But I understand. |
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Date: 12/12/2023 3:58:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
"Whip it good!" "Whip it." (Devo) "L.D."---I want one of those inverted flower pots and a bull whip. kronk---You're an animal! "L.D."---Don't want to deal with the consequences? Well, then don't play! |
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Date: 12/13/2023 2:32:00 AM
From Authorid: 101
I remember a true story of a police high speed chase, the thieves were driving a donut truck. I couldn't stop laughing, running scenarios through my mind. Tossing the hostages out the window of the truck to get the police off their tail. No bear claws were harmed during the chase, however only 3 and 1/2 hostages were ever found all which had expired due to landing in a septic tank, despite repeated efforts of CPR by numerous officers. Bystanders found it strange, that even the officers that didn't give CPR at the scene had white powder around their mouths. All in all there were a total of over 300 missing hostage donuts that were never accounted for. 31 missing crullers were suspected of meeting their demise on the streets of phoenix. Police are holding a vigil for the next week, hoping some will show up unharmed, hope is at an all time low. Some 13 officers have been hospitalized with mostly upset stomachs, due to the trauma of the days events. PTSD has not been ruled out.  |
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Date: 12/13/2023 4:36:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Oh the humanity! Lol! |
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Date: 12/14/2023 6:52:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Let's go get donuts, man. kronk---What I wouldn't give for one of those good old fashioned cream puffs. "L.D."---Let's do it, man! What time does the donut place open? kronk---I think "they" open their doors at 0430. "L.D."---I'm not sure that I can wait that long. kronk---Here's a piece of the crust from day before yesterday's pizza. "L.D."----Grrrrrrr...CHOMP !! kronk---OUCH! |
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