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Date: 12/9/2023 4:14:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Procrastination will be my downfall. Emphasis on “will”.  |
Date: 12/9/2023 11:05:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  ...Oh, I'll catch you later."L.D."---What? kronk---Check with me, tomorrow. "L.D."----"""CRUNCH""" kronk---OUCH !!!! What'd you do that for, dog? "L.D."---We'll discuss it, tomorrow. kronk---Ugh!  |
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Date: 12/9/2023 11:06:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
RUNAWAY PROCRASTINATION WILL NOT BE TOLERATED !!!!! |
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Date: 12/9/2023 11:25:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "L.D." here: kronk once procrastinated for thirteen weeks about whether, or not, to take me off a strictly tofu diet. I lost 22 lbs. and felt like I was starving to death. kronk---"The doctor" recommended as bland a diet as possible for you, until I was satisfied that you had passed the offending object. "L.D."---Are you kidding me! Thirteen weeks! You took it upon yourself to continue that ridiculous diet, long after I began feeling better. kronk---I was only being sure. I mean, it's not every day that a forty seven lb. dog ingests a full size "G.I. Joe" action figure in two bites. "L.D."---Yeah, well. What has that to do with a post about "procrastination, "anyway? kronk---I'll tell you later...OUCH !!! |
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Date: 12/9/2023 11:34:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
I wanna" go down to Cabo. kronk---What's in Cabo? "L.D."---Really? You mean to tell me that you don't remember? kronk---C'mon, dog! "L.D."---You had such a good time. You kept a ridiculous smile on your face for days, afterwards. I mean, you told me that you hadn't felt so invigorated in years. kronk---Tell me, please! "L.D."---I'll tell you the day after tomorrow. kronk---Ugh! |
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Date: 12/9/2023 11:34:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
LOL! I'm beginning to think that G.I. Joe doll was the figure that had " Kung fu " grip if it took that long to return to society. |
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Date: 12/9/2023 11:36:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry Now, "that" was a good one! "Kung fu grip!" Love it !...OUCH !!!!! |
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Date: 12/9/2023 12:23:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I'll make my reply tomorrow, if at all.  |
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Date: 12/9/2023 12:32:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Wellif it isn't too much trouble you can always add your comment along side of your other grievances, keep the ball rolling. |
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Date: 12/9/2023 2:04:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...also sorry to hear about your procrastination problem but I do believe that lead extractors are commercially available. |
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Date: 12/9/2023 4:24:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler That's "another" good one, man! "lead extractor" Love it! I know a load of folks that could use one of those....OUCH !!! What'd you bite me for, dog? "L.D."---Oh, no reason. I just felt like it. The boys are in rare form, today. kronk---Saturdays on USM are awesome! |
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Date: 12/9/2023 5:53:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Well Hekler, I don’t lead much hence the reason I was never a camp counselor. |
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Date: 12/10/2023 12:41:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
OMG! "L.D."---What? kronk---You're a day late, taking your de-wormer pill! "L.D."---OMG! You're right! Quick, call "the Steakhouse," and have them rush me a 56 oz. "Tomahawk Ribeye!" Medium rare, with the 20 oz. top sirloin and the 10 oz. "double cut filet" on the side! kronk---Anything else? "L.D."---Well, what the heck! Get me a half order of mountain oysters. I'm pretty hungry. kronk---Ugh! |
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Date: 12/11/2023 5:19:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Yo, dog! "L.D."---What? kronk---We ain't got money for no steak. "L.D."---Man, I'm awful hungry. kronk---I know! "You get a line, I'll get a poWe'll go fishin' in the crawfish hole." (Boondocks, Little Big Town) "L.D."---Let's do it! Pinch dem tails! |
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Date: 12/12/2023 5:44:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
"L.D."---You "really" need to do a better job of spell checking your comments. kronk---What? "L.D."---Fix it, or I'll be forced to bite you. kronk---It's really no big deal. Actually, the two words sorta' go together, nicely. "L.D."---You're encouraging bad spelling?.....CHOMP....! kronk---OUCH! "L.D."---Fix it! kronk---Alright, alright...."You get a line, I'll get a pole. We'll go fishin' in the crawfish hole." Happy now? "L.D."---CHOMP.... kronk---What was that for? I fixed it. "L.D."---"Yakety Yack..Don't talk back!" (The Coasters) kronk---Ugh! |
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Date: 12/14/2023 1:00:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Why do you keep beating this old post? Nobody is paying attention to your rants> kronk---Actually, I'm "slightly" concerned about Hekler. "L.D."---What's wrong with Hekler? kronk---I'm not sure. I've just got this feeling. "L.D."---What sort of feeling? kronk---Well, I'm fine and then, all of a sudden, I feel all anxious and bloated. "L.D."---So what does you being anxious and bloated have to do with Hekler? Your condition may stem from the two lbs. of hog cracklins and three quarts of cheap beer that you ingested for breakfast. kronk---You think? |
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Date: 12/14/2023 6:04:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Fear not Kronk &L.D. I have it on good authority that Hekler has been on a winning streak buying scratcher lottery tickets. It is like ol’ dangle the carrot scenario that keeps a person interested one dollar at a time. |
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Date: 12/15/2023 4:18:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "L.D." here---kronk took off on a "scratch ticket run," the other day. He covered three hundred forty seven miles, spent $83. on scratch off tickets, used thirty-three gallons of gasoline, and won six bucks. kronk---Ugh! |
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