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Date: 12/2/2023 5:48:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Research shows that , like the ol’ saying, laughter is the best medicine! Here’s an interesting link……. I hope Hekler follows it…… https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/stress-management/in-depth/stress-relief/art-20044456  |
Date: 12/2/2023 7:37:00 AM
From Authorid: 55251
Please don't go back to prison Hey Larry, you just got out not that long ago!   |
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Date: 12/2/2023 8:00:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I reassure everyone that I will never return there. Since my release I have studied previous television shows of cooking with Julia Childs and with much gratitude to her skills and sense of humor I can safely say that the microwave and crockpot will sustain me in in my time of need. |
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Date: 12/2/2023 8:06:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
So, how was the food at the "Turkish Prison" you spent time in? kronk---Why do you bring up things like that? What will the site members think of me? "L.D."---I bring things up, because I feel a need to encourage full disclosure, on your part. It's time the folks around this site know who they're dealing with. kronk---Oh, so you're a crusader, eh? "L.D."---I'm actually a "Texas Heeler," but that's not what's important. Do tell the people what you were thrown in prison for. kronk---I was framed. "L.D."---That's what "they" all say. I guess the Turks didn't buy into your story about searching for the "headwaters of the Euphrates river," did they? kronk---I don't know; I thought the story was quite plausible, myself. "L.D."---Maybe "they" didn't "buy it" because "they" have been living in the region for going on four thousand years and are quite familiar with the geography? Anyway, how was the food? kronk---In the thirty seven years I was there, I was never served a "Koc Yumurtasi" that I didn't like. "L.D."---Ugh!  |
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Date: 12/2/2023 8:30:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I must say that Kronk’s adventure seems to make him the right person for the job. Anyone who’s been framed and sent to a “ Midnight Run” hostel should run for the director of the nearest Home Owners Association where he currently resides. |
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Date: 12/2/2023 3:58:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "They" better be glad I don't have anything to do with the Homeowner's Association, around here. "L.D."---Ha! Yeah, you talk BIG, but "they" calmed you down when you tried to start a Homeowner's Association in our neighborhood....kronk tried to ban all chickens and ducks. Tell the folks what "they" did to you. kronk---I forget. "L.D.--- Yeah, you would forget. Well, I didn't forget. "They" tarred and feathered him with chicken feathers, and then tied him to a post in a duck pond, for the night. kronk---Geeez...Who's side are you on, anyway? "L.D."---I'm a carnivore, man. I'm all for free ranging chickens and ducks. kronk---Ugh! |
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Date: 12/2/2023 4:21:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Speaking of "Hekler" Where is he? kronk---Hekler is probably off doing his thing, dog. "L.D."---I dunno, man. My Saturday is not complete if Hekler is not around to attack Hey Larry's JOTW. I'm bored and hungry. Let's go put a "pincer" move on the mayor's chickens. kronk---We had chicken for dinner, yesterday. "L.D."---I know where there's an unguarded pot bellied pig. kronk---Ummmm, hog maws! "L.D.---You need therapy! |
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Date: 12/2/2023 4:46:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
You know Kronk, as director of the H.O.A. you would have the authority to present assessment increases for the members to vote on. Naturally that would upset them, but in the meantime threaten them with selling the land the emergency services buildings and membership offices are on out from under them , thereby getting them to vote the way you want them to. You could also hire a personal assistant that would act as treasurer and accountant….. how’s L.D.’s computer skills? |
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Date: 12/4/2023 6:21:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "L.D." likes to play dumb, but I have it on good authority that he graduated from "The Scholomance," in 1452 A.D., with a master degree in "Supply Chain Management." (with an emphasis on red meat.) "L.D."---Ahhhh, yes; I remember it well. Those were the days when we had a "brigand in every pot." kronk---Yes, but can you type? "L.D."---Not hardly; but I can conjure up a half dozen legal assistants to help me with the light work. kronk---Ugh! |
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