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Date: 11/25/2023 5:24:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
"L.D."--- "Hey Larry, can I borrow your car ? I got a date tonight with a movie star She's got sexy legs and a perfect bod She's got such a pretty face, I swear to God."...(Dean Friedman) kronk---Anybody I know? "L.D."---She's a "rough collie," named Crystal. Lives down 87th Street, just past the viaduct. kronk---I believe I've heard of that one. She has a past. "L.D."---Don't we all, though? kronk---You dog, you. "L.D."---Bow Wow. baby.   |
Date: 11/26/2023 1:09:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Why a duck? - Chico Marx  |
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Date: 11/26/2023 1:54:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Ahhhh, dog; what a day. "L.D."---Where've you been, man? Mother checked all your usual haunts. She "almost" called her attorney. kronk---I was in my Cousin Stanislaw's basement, watching movies. It was so cool, dog! I got to watch the first forty minutes of "16 Candles," and the last hour of "The Big Lebowski." "L.D."---Why didn't you watch the movies in their entirety? kronk---Some freak ran into an electrical sub-station and the power got knocked out for several hours. "L.D."---Too bad, man. Those were a couple of really interesting flics. kronk---Thing is, dog...The parts I watched and the long intermission in-between, really had an effect on me. I just feel "so" fulfilled. Gimme' a hug, dog. "L.D."---Don't touch me! |
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Date: 11/27/2023 5:13:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Lol! Haven’t seen “ 16 Candles “ in some time. One of my favorite lines , “ What’s happening ’ hot stuff.” And “ The Dude” is one my favorite modern day philosophers. |
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Date: 11/29/2023 6:20:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
What's with the "Hay Lawerence?" kronk---Who know? Every now and then, an entertainer has to give it a different twist. You know, to keep it fresh. "L.D."---To keep "what" fresh? kronk---C'mon, dog. Just play along, will ya? "L.D."---OK, sure thing. Hay Lawerence  kronk used that line before and it earned him; eight cocktails thrown in his face..Sixteen spiked heels on his feet...twenty seven elbows in his ribs...and forty two slaps in the face. kronk---Ugh! |
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Date: 11/30/2023 4:22:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I was trying to reinvent myself, gotta stay relevant! |
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