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Date: 11/25/2023 7:49:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
I don't get the submarine joke. Sandwiches don't fly. And I don’t know who you bribed to get that picture of me doing my best impersonation of Jeff Lynne but hope they took you to the cleaners!  |
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Date: 11/25/2023 7:50:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Excuse me, sandwiches don't fight.... darn glasses. |
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Date: 11/25/2023 8:55:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...you don't get the submarine joke because you have no imagination. They're tuna subs. The photo is 100% real. You may deny it but there it is. I think this was back in the day when you were still looking for cheap solutions for hair loss and glued a tumbleweed to your head.  |
Date: 11/25/2023 9:55:00 AM
From Authorid: 55251
Hey Larry, I love the hair. Just when I thought you couldn't get any cooler.  |
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Date: 11/25/2023 10:22:00 AM
From Authorid: 55251
Hey Larry, I love the hair. Just when I thought you couldn't get any cooler. |
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Date: 11/25/2023 11:22:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Hekler….the bread used to make a “ sub” sandwich would get very , very waterlogged… Just saying. |
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Date: 11/25/2023 11:23:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Thanks Morphix. While most of that generation was inspired by Saturday Night Fever, I was intrigued by The Electric Light Orchestra. |
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Date: 11/25/2023 5:40:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
"L.D."---C'mon, man! I'm ready to go. You've been sitting there and staring at that screen for six hours! kronk---Go ahead and go without me, dog. I'm waiting to see who wins the "sub-fight." "L.D."---Ugh! Suit yourself. Got any money? kronk---Why? "L.D."---I wanna' stop by "Hair & Gone" to get a tease. kronk---Groovy...Money's in the porcelain madame. Pick me up a tin of sardines while you're at it.  |
Date: 11/25/2023 8:13:00 PM
From Authorid: 54570
love the hair  |
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Date: 11/25/2023 8:13:00 PM
From Authorid: 54570
love the hair |
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Date: 11/26/2023 1:07:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
^^^^ I did too. When I had it….. |
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Date: 11/28/2023 12:31:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
What happened to the water? "L.D."---What water? kronk---What do you mean, "What water?" I sat here for 72 hours waiting for the victorious submarine to surface. "L.D."---There was never any water. You actually spent all those hours staring at a blank page. It was an exercise demonstrating the power of suggestion. kronk---Wow, dog. Hekler is, like, a magician, or something. "L.D."---It would seem so. |
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Date: 11/28/2023 5:53:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
^^^ Psst! I have it on good authority that Hekler was once a contestant on “ Star Search” , hosted by Ed McMahon of Publishers Clearinghouse fame. His magic act would have never gotten him booed off the stage ( apparently the saw a lady in half gig went wrong…way wrong) if he’d only consulted the magic eight ball before starting up that chainsaw… |
Date: 11/29/2023 1:43:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  I remember my "Publisher's Clearing House" days."L.D."---Yeah, me too. That "phase" lasted about twenty-seven years and I don't think you ever won anything. I've never seen so many useless magazines hanging around. kronk---For your information, dog; just last year, I won an eighteenth place, prize. "L.D."---Let me guess...A plug into space heater that can heat a freezing thousand square foot room to a comfortable seventy-five degrees F. in less than eight minutes? kronk---No, that heater was the 14th place prize. "L.D>"---So, what "did" you win? kronk---I'd rather not say. "L.D."---Spit it out, or I "will" bite you! kronk---A six year subscription to "Tiger Beat." "L.D."---hehehe.... |
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