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There will be no Hey Larry’s JOTW #162 this morning. Instead...

  Author:  5301  Category:(Humor) Created:(11/25/2023 5:23:00 AM)
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Date: 11/25/2023 7:49:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    I don't get the submarine joke. Sandwiches don't fly. And I don’t know who you bribed to get that picture of me doing my best impersonation of Jeff Lynne but hope they took you to the cleaners!  
Date: 11/25/2023 7:50:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    Excuse me, sandwiches don't fight.... darn glasses.  
Date: 11/25/2023 8:55:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...you don't get the submarine joke because you have no imagination. They're tuna subs.

The photo is 100% real. You may deny it but there it is. I think this was back in the day
when you were still looking for cheap solutions for hair loss and glued a tumbleweed to your head.

  
Date: 11/25/2023 9:55:00 AM  From Authorid: 55251    Hey Larry, I love the hair. Just when I thought you couldn't get any cooler.  
Date: 11/25/2023 10:22:00 AM  From Authorid: 55251    Hey Larry, I love the hair. Just when I thought you couldn't get any cooler.  
Date: 11/25/2023 11:22:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    Hekler….the bread used to make a “ sub” sandwich would get very , very waterlogged…

Just saying.
  
Date: 11/25/2023 11:23:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    Thanks Morphix. While most of that generation was inspired by Saturday Night Fever, I was intrigued by The Electric Light Orchestra.  
Date: 11/25/2023 5:40:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    "L.D."---C'mon, man! I'm ready to go. You've been sitting there and staring at that screen for six hours!

kronk---Go ahead and go without me, dog. I'm waiting to see who wins the "sub-fight."

"L.D."---Ugh! Suit yourself. Got any money?

kronk---Why?

"L.D."---I wanna' stop by "Hair & Gone" to get a tease.

kronk---Groovy...Money's in the porcelain madame. Pick me up a tin of sardines while you're at it.
  
Date: 11/25/2023 8:13:00 PM  From Authorid: 54570    love the hair  
Date: 11/25/2023 8:13:00 PM  From Authorid: 54570    love the hair  
Date: 11/26/2023 1:07:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    ^^^^ I did too. When I had it…..  
Date: 11/28/2023 12:31:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    What happened to the water?

"L.D."---What water?

kronk---What do you mean, "What water?" I sat here for 72 hours waiting for the victorious submarine to surface.

"L.D."---There was never any water. You actually spent all those hours staring at a blank page. It was an exercise demonstrating the power of suggestion.

kronk---Wow, dog. Hekler is, like, a magician, or something.

"L.D."---It would seem so.
  
Date: 11/28/2023 5:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    ^^^ Psst! I have it on good authority that Hekler was once a contestant on “ Star Search” , hosted by Ed McMahon of Publishers Clearinghouse fame. His magic act would have never gotten him booed off the stage ( apparently the saw a lady in half gig went wrong…way wrong) if he’d only consulted the magic eight ball before starting up that chainsaw…  
Date: 11/29/2023 1:43:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry I remember my "Publisher's Clearing House" days.

"L.D."---Yeah, me too. That "phase" lasted about twenty-seven years and I don't think you ever won anything. I've never seen so many useless magazines hanging
around.

kronk---For your information, dog; just last year, I won an eighteenth place, prize.

"L.D."---Let me guess...A plug into space heater that can heat a freezing thousand square foot room to a comfortable seventy-five degrees F. in less than eight
minutes?

kronk---No, that heater was the 14th place prize.

"L.D>"---So, what "did" you win?

kronk---I'd rather not say.

"L.D."---Spit it out, or I "will" bite you!

kronk---A six year subscription to "Tiger Beat."

"L.D."---hehehe....
  

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