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Hey Larry’s JOTW #161

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(11/18/2023 5:47:00 AM)
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Once upon a time there was a king who wanted to go fishing. He called the royal weather forecaster and inquired as to the weather forecast for the next few hours. The weatherman assured him that there was no chance of rain in the coming days. So the king went fishing with his wife, the queen.

On the way he met a farmer on his donkey. Upon seeing the king the farmer said, "Your Majesty, you should return to the palace at once because in just a short time I expect a huge amount of rain to fall in this area". The king was polite and considerate, he replied: "I hold the palace meteorologist in high regard. He is an extensively educated and experienced professional, and I pay him very high wages. He gave me a very different forecast. I trust him and I will continue on my way." So they did. However, a short time later a torrential rain fell from the sky. The King and Queen were totally soaked and their entourage chuckled upon seeing them in such a shameful condition.

Furious, the king returned to the palace and gave the order to execute the weatherman at once! He summoned the farmer and offered him the prestigious and high paying role of royal forecaster.

The farmer said, "Your Majesty, I do not know anything about forecasting. I obtain my information from my donkey. If I see his ears drooping, it means with certainty that it will rain." So the King hired the donkey on the spot.

And thus began the ancient practice of hiring asses to work in government and occupy its highest and most influential positions..

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Date: 11/18/2023 5:49:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Dedicated to our own “ ass”…uh, Jester…USMs Hekler…..  
Date: 11/18/2023 8:50:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry A serious note, indeed. I'm pretty much disgusted with the whole mess that is U.S. politics.

"L.D. Wan the Doggie"---Dupe....It's all an elaborate farce, Dupe.

kronk---Whoa, that's a pretty crazy get up, you got going there, dog! What are you supposed to be, anyway. You look like an animated curtain off one of those
Proscenium theatre stages.

"L.D. Wan the Doggie"---C'mon, Dupe. Hot-green spandex velvet is "the" way to go, unless you're permanently mired in the nineteen forties.

kronk---Who's "Dupe," anyway?

"L.D. Wan the Doggie"---UGH! X 2

  
Date: 11/18/2023 8:59:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    ^^^ Yes, the Jester of USM is quite a scene stealing fool, isn’t he? LOL!  
Date: 11/18/2023 10:35:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...since when has a metaphor for your country's political system been deemed a JOTW?

  
Date: 11/18/2023 10:39:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...now my feelings are hurt. I'm a lowly jester?
An attention hound? No better than a former president?

This is worse than finding a long hair in your ramen noodles.

  
Date: 11/18/2023 10:41:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...especially if you're bald.
Time to call in C.S.I.

  
Date: 11/18/2023 10:42:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...jester...what a load.

  
Date: 11/19/2023 7:35:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    Hekler I think that you have indeed hit the proverbial nail on the head. I've noticed that as I age, I crave more and more attention.

"L.D."---Agreed, yes. I would like to add just a little to your statement, if you please.

kronk---Would you cease and desist, if you thought this addition of yours might, in fact, displease me?

"L.D."---Of course not.

kronk---Ugh! Go ahead, then.

"L.D."---Thank you. While you may crave more attention; you certainly do not deserve more attention. In fact, you remind me of a extremely cheap coffee cup. Won't
hold heat and prone to crack; and being we're on the subject; I also find your IQ, while never quite making it to three figures, falling dangerously.
fast.

kronk---...sigh...Anything else?

"L.D."---No, I think that's enough "for now."

kronk---Ugh!
  
Date: 11/22/2023 5:50:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...YOU MADE ME DO THIS:

https://youtu.be/xZbKHDPPrrc

  
Date: 11/22/2023 6:15:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    ??? Why or how did Kronk and L.D. make you provide a link to a Hitchcock remake featuring Doris Day?  

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