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"Chaste...er, I mean, Chased."....kRoNk

  Author:  21435  Category:(Poetry) Created:(11/13/2023 4:52:00 PM)
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Why do you insist on torturing yourself?

Kronk---What "are" you surmising, dog?

"L.D."---I give up. Go ahead and embarrass yourself, again.

kronk---Thank you, dog. I believe that I shall.

"L.D."---Ugh!


"They" came looking for me,

but I was not there.

"They" ranted and raved.

"They" pulled out their hair.


Never Never land ain't here.

The tall dude at the door told `em.

Please, go next door!

"They" are passing out free beer.


Hasta la vista, baby!

Do close the door, when you leave.

Meet me in Austin; eh, well, maybe.

IF' I ain't there, I'll be in L.A.

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Halloween is Right around the corner.. .







 
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Date: 11/14/2023 5:41:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    Free beer? Did someone say free beer? I’m there…as long as it isn’t in L.A.

  
Date: 11/15/2023 6:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...sounds like last Thursday.

  
Date: 11/19/2023 5:51:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry In my old age, I have turned into and "extremely" cheap drunk.

"L.D."---What? You're a "raving" drunk! What he means to say, Hey Larry, is that he's a drunk who drinks cheap booze.

kronk---Whenever I drink "Ripple," I wax poetic!

"L.D."---Ugh!
  
Date: 11/19/2023 6:00:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Hekler Thursday is reserved for celebrating my Southern heritage. I only drink cherry coke and bourbon.

"L.D."---Last Thursday, "he" was so far gone, I mixed red food coloring and isopropyl alcohol together and he never even noticed.

kronk---Ugh!
  

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