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"Mostly cloudy"....kronk

  Author:  21435  Category:(Poetry) Created:(11/12/2023 5:32:00 PM)
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"They" keep drifting in.

Watchers and lurkers-

Some of `em may be shy.

We're all sorta' incognito.


Look there's a chessboard!

Awwww....Someone turned it over.

Knights and knaves and queens and kings

A couple of bishops, too.


All over the floor-

One or two, in the corners-

Who's responsible for this outrage?

Hit the streets and be quick, too.

Doesn't really matter who; I need a body.


Rhyme or reason?

Don't waste your mind.

Thing is; there ain't none.

It's late, on a Sunday evening,

and I ain't got nuthin' better to do.



"L.D."---What's up with that, man?

kronk---I'm, like, making a statement, dog.

"L.D."---Oh? Is that what it is? How about turning off the light, will ya?

kronk---Sure thing, dog. My brain is tired.

"L.D."---Ugh!







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Date: 11/13/2023 3:49:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    I myself was never good at the game of chess, all that strategy making and planning three to four moves ahead. I’d be more like Indiana Jones, you know where that swordsman who’s all fancy with his attack just slinging that sword around? Yeah, I would react by just shooting him and getting it over with.

Now Checkers is a fun board game.
  
Date: 11/13/2023 5:09:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry "L.D." here: Kronk is no good at chess, either. The reason the chess pieces were scattered all over was because he threw a "conniption fit" when I beat him eleven games in a row.

kronk---No one likes a dog with a cold and calculating mind.

"L.D."---OK then, one more game and lets double the wager. If you lose, you don the noise cancelling headphones and listen to "SPICEWORLD 25" in it's entirety, at nothing less than 130 dB.

kronk---"I can't go for that."

"L.D."---hehehe....
  
Date: 11/14/2023 5:44:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    Aye Kronk, I don’t blame you. Even worse would be any selection from the Yoko Ono collection…..  
Date: 11/19/2023 6:13:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    No! No! No Yoko!   

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