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Date: 11/12/2023 4:38:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I’ve heard rumors that the guy camping out in the mall was on an extended leave of absence from his place of employment at the “ Not So Quickie Store “ and was tired of the daily commute…. Still waiting for confirmation….  |
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Date: 11/12/2023 5:47:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
A "glass bottomed bridge!" Now, that is extremely heavy! "L.D."---Yeah, well you can go ahead and cross that bridge, if you want to. kronk---It's only 590 feet up, dog. "L.D."---Well, I "might" cross it if you're nowhere around me when I do it. kronk---Ugh? Why don't you want me around, dog? I thought we were tight. "L.D."---You'd probably look down, your reflection would shatter the glass, and send us both to our "screaming, bloody, death." kronk---Ugh!  |
Date: 11/12/2023 6:05:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  Back in the day, kronk and I were living underneath the TX HWY 101 & TWDR overpass. (Toxic Waste Dump Road) kronk---Times were extremely tough in those days. Mosquitoes in the warm months and cattle in the winter time. "L.D."---Those cow patties did come in handy to make a barrier against the north winds, though. kronk---Yeah, I suppose it could have been worse. "L.D."---Dig it. If we hadn't spent that winter under that overpass, we'd have never gotten picked up by that dude from the traveling freak show. kronk---Right you are, dog. Room & board and $7.50 an hour, just for standing around and glowing in the dark. |
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Date: 11/13/2023 3:55:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
You know that they have a glass bottom skywalk in Arizona that allows you a terrific view of The Grand Canyon. And it’s only 4,000 feet up. |
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Date: 11/13/2023 3:59:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
You know something, you two could probably start a business teaching survival tactics/ techniques. Why with your experience many folks could benefit from building a wall from cow patties… where do I sign up? |
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Date: 11/13/2023 5:21:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "L.D." here: kronk was reading your reply to his comment and when he got to the part about "4,000" feet, he passed smooth out. kronk---I forgot to take my blood pressure pill. "L.D."---Come here and I'll give you a pill! kronk---Don't touch me! |
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Date: 11/13/2023 5:33:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry You can even burn cow patties, if they're dry enough. Back in `71, we won first prize in a "smelliest fire" contest. "L.D."---Ugh! First prize was a six pack of beer, with a caloric content of 6.5. I had a headache for a week and my sinuses were burned out from stoking that nasty fire. kronk---Pony up, dog. "L.D."---Grrrr..... |
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Date: 11/14/2023 5:39:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
If I were freezing and only had the cow patties to burn then the answer is clear. Lower my already low standards and let ‘er burn! |
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