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Date: 11/4/2023 6:48:00 AM
From Authorid: 55251
I once heard a joke about a man who got divorced gave all his money to charity... It was awful he lost half his property, but paying her alimony as well was ridiculous. His ex-wife was Charity.  |
Date: 11/4/2023 8:00:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Yep, and never forget that the best time to buy candy is November 1st. The second best time is February 15th.  |
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Date: 11/4/2023 8:30:00 AM
From Authorid: 55251
Hey Larry, I went to the grocery store and wanted to see the prices for the unsold Halloween candy. Believe it or not, they didn't have any. What did they have? Christmas things. Already?! |
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Date: 11/4/2023 8:30:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I think this is the first JOTW that makes sense to me. I'm-a gonna take a shot in the dark here and guess that you don't ride a motorcycle while I, in turn, have one of the finest collections of vintage, rare and important automobiles since the advent of that machine. The collection started inadvertently over forty years ago and is now primarily sustained by the addition of new vehicles using your "motorcycle rule" above. I buy a new one every time I get chewed out for no reason, snapped at in anger or accused of something I did not do. As I mentioned, a fine collection. Sure, they may only be 1/64th scale of the real deal but as a car guy, they make me happy and don't take up a lot of space and since those long-ago years when I first began, my tastes have changed and now I usually only purchase the upscale models that are about $10.00 each. I have thousands of these things and my two sons could care less about them. Goodwill can look forward to a good donation when I finally hit the floor.  |
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Date: 11/4/2023 8:31:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I take back what I said about the JOTW. I liked the joke from Morphix more. |
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Date: 11/4/2023 8:34:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Morphix, next time set your alarm to wake up an hour before the store opens . |
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Date: 11/4/2023 8:36:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Huh? Oh, Hekler! I’m sorry, did you say something? |
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Date: 11/4/2023 8:36:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...Morphix...I went to the local Dollarama the day after Hallowe'en to see if the candy was on sale (it wasn't) but saw the same thing here. Hallowe'en was getting packed up and Christmas was getting unpacked. The really big surprise for me is that they weren't already playing the Christmas carols on endless loop in the store. |
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Date: 11/4/2023 8:40:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I was also contemplating inventing a new holiday. Something to fall between Oct. 31 and Dec. 25. I'd call it "Hallowmas. I need investors and was thinking about making a donation portal here on USM but will need permission to do this first. |
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Date: 11/4/2023 8:40:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Hekler just proved the point regarding Pavlov’s dog. In the world of advertising or mass marketing we humans have been trained on how to spend our money. |
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Date: 11/4/2023 8:41:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...no, I didn't say anything. Go back to your comatose state. Have another beer. |
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Date: 11/4/2023 8:42:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Tim Burton beat you to it…..” The Nightmare Before Christmas “. |
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Date: 11/4/2023 8:43:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Have another beer? Where’s the first one? And are you buying? |
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Date: 11/5/2023 6:43:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Beer??? Who's buying beer? "L.D."---All you ever think about is beer. kronk---All you ever think about is meat. "L.D."---Is there really anything else? kronk---Well, there's tofu. "L.D."---Blasphemer!!!!!  |
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Date: 11/5/2023 7:39:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
See Kronk heard “ Free Beer” also. |
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Date: 11/5/2023 12:55:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...if I'm going to be giving out free beer, I'll need to know what you're all drinking. I want to get this right. Are we talking Canadian beer or American alcohol-free beer? |
Date: 11/5/2023 4:16:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler  "Bud Light" for me, man. I don't care if they push the "LPGA," or not. That's some good beer!"L.D."---Oh, brother! You butchered that one, man. kronk---What? "L.D."---Ugh! |
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Date: 11/6/2023 4:29:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I haven’t had a Kokanee in a long while…. |
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Date: 11/6/2023 4:38:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...neither have I. I drink the cheap swill. |
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