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Date: 11/2/2023 4:48:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
That’s a good one! Did you know that Hekler has a favorite Disney movie? Yeah, it’s true, “ Lady and the Tramp.” Who knew he was such a love struck type who’s into romance? I certainly didn’t until he confided in me about the scene where Tramp is using his nose to roll the last meatball across the plate of spaghetti to the gal he’s wanting to swoon, Lady. He even tried to duplicate that iconic scene once with the gal of his dreams. But, he foolishly used Poutine instead of spaghetti… and let me tell you, the visual of Hekler try to push that last French fry across a plate of grease and cheese filled gravy …..well, I became a fan of Warner Brothers cartoons after that!  |
Date: 11/2/2023 4:50:00 AM
From Authorid: 27161
thats one way to get rid of a date you dont want to go on again  |
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Date: 11/2/2023 10:01:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...Hey Larry...is it so WRONG to enjoy rolling meatballs around your plate using only your nose? Now you make me feel that I have to disclose one of your confidences. Did anyone else know that Hey Larry believes that he has a flying carpet and a rocket lounge chair?  |
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Date: 11/2/2023 10:03:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I can't wait for him to show me copies of the speeding tickets he got using either one. |
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Date: 11/2/2023 10:49:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Hekler, meatballs are fine, but I was talking about French fries. They're easier for you to stick up your nose. |
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Date: 11/2/2023 10:51:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Sure, make fun of the time I accidentally over medicated myself. I had the world's fastest lounge chair until I woke up in the hospital. |
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Date: 11/2/2023 3:27:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...after crashing into an imaginary farmer's market? |
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Date: 11/2/2023 3:30:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I didn't originally see the part about the poutine. The first bit of your reply put me to sleep so I shied away from reading the rest so as to stay awake and not miss any of the good replies. |
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Date: 11/2/2023 5:34:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
It weren’t no farmers market, I was a moonshine runner. And as far as your narcolepsy episodes go, it usually responds well to treatment. With care and precautions, it’s possible to manage this condition and adapt to its effects. Ask your medical professional! You’re welcome! |
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63219 Category:(Humor) Created:(11/1/2023 11:42:00 PM)