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Date: 10/24/2023 3:12:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
What kind of batteries does this extremely rare toy use? Did they even have batteries back then ?  |
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Date: 10/24/2023 5:46:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...it has been converted to solar power. Finished "kicking tires" or do you have some more dumb questions?  |
Date: 10/24/2023 8:29:00 AM
From Authorid: 55251
"Would I lie to you?" - Never! Hekler is my #1 source for Truth™ and Facts™. I'd be happy to loan you a million. I found an empty chequebook the other day. So, it may say it's from an "H. Larry" individual, but just ignore that.  |
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Date: 10/24/2023 1:17:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
Hekler: Plenty of online scams over the years have come from less than reputable sources like Nigeria for example. So you’ll excuse me if I ask you about your Royal Heritage to the Family Lineage of..whatever nation you claim to rule over. The last eclipse that recently occurred must have really sent h3 civilization into a panic. |
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Date: 10/24/2023 1:22:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
Mophix is a big fan of tabloid magazines and rumors . |
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Date: 10/24/2023 5:18:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
How much is $900,000.00 in Canadian money? kronk---Something like $26.00? "L.D."---Can we let it go for that? kronk---I dunno', dog. I mean, you know, something that valuable only surfaces once in a couple of lifetimes. "L.D."---C'mon, man. We're talking about Hekler, here. Have a heart, will ya. How about one of our "payment plans?" kronk---Well, maybe? How about the "forfeit your third cousin's first born female child plan?" "L.D."---Too chauvinistic. kronk---Yeah, we'd catch it from "Gloria Steinem" if we used that one. She's almost ninety, but she's still hard as nails. "L.D."---How about Canadian Whiskey? We could always use the booze and for that kind of money, we could spring for 750ml of "Canadian Hunter." kronk---I'm tempted, but I hear the "Canadian Temperance Movement" doesn't play around with foreigners. "L.D."---I know! How about getting Hekler to sign over his birthright? It's bound to be worth something. kronk---Welllllll, I'd like to learn a little bit more about this "birthright" and what we'd have to gain. "L.D."---Let's ask "Hey Larry" about that. They are "like peas and carrots," you know.  |
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Date: 10/24/2023 7:33:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
^^^ I’d approach with caution L.D. The other day I was at the Post Office and I saw a “ Wanted “ poster hanging next to the P.O. Boxes. The mugshot sure did look like Hekler with a fake mustache and the description on the poster read as follows: Wanted for continuing criminal enterprise, stealing candy from babies, posing as a Nigerian Princess , extorting money from the elderly and squatting in their rooms at the retirement community, cheating at Bingo, and selling time shares . |
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Date: 10/25/2023 4:58:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Why do you insist on sharing my childhood with the World Wide Web? "L.D."---Because, you are weird now, and you were weird back then. Not only that, you smell funny, too. UGH! Whenever I get around you, I it's like, all I can smell is vinegar. kronk---I have an "apple cider vinegar" compress on my right middle finger. "L.D."---Why? kronk---Because, while I was raising crab pots, this morning, there was this "Portuguese Man of War" hung up on a buoy and it stung me in the soft tissue behind my right middle fingernail. "L.D."---Ouch! kronk---You're telling me. "L.D."----Yeah, well, whatever. Where was I? kronk---You were about to share my personal data with anyone who happens to be around. "L.D."---Right..Not only did young kronk enjoy setting fire to animated children's movie characters named "Buzz Lightyear," he also liked eating the residue off the heads of his spent matches. kronk---Are you happy, now? "L.D."---Almost....and, like "Lightyear," kronk has been banned in 14 countries. keonk---Ugh! |
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Date: 10/25/2023 6:25:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
BTW, if this is factoid #47 then where are the other factoids and how has Hekler managed to get all of this insight? |
Date: 10/26/2023 7:48:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  "L.D." here: Not a whole lot could be verified about our kronk, until the 47th factoid. Before that, he took the form of an "ill wind" and was known to the human residents of earth, simply as "gas." kronk---Ugh! |
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Date: 10/26/2023 10:51:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...L.D...Thanks for having my back man...er...dog. Yes, in attempting to delve deeper into Kronk's past, I only got to the "excitable boy" point and everything prior to that time was a hazy nothingness. Never get the impression that this small setback will deter me from continuing my investigation because a good researcher doesn't give up when they reach the first detour. THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE |
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Date: 10/26/2023 11:14:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Hey Larry...you seem to have some sort of issue with my stealing candy from babies, posing as a Nigerian Princess , extorting money from the elderly and squatting in their rooms at the retirement community, cheating at Bingo, and selling time shares. Your stance sounds dangerously un-American. If I were you, I'd gently pull those front curtains of yours open a crack and see if there is a floral delivery van AEO truck parked across the street. |
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Date: 10/26/2023 11:16:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...OR AEO truck. I very much doubt that the two companies had a merger. |
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Date: 10/26/2023 11:18:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...and, Hey Larry...lalalalalalalalalalalalala, I can't hear you! |
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Date: 10/26/2023 11:22:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Morphix...I am a regular contributor to the National Enquirer. This is a highly respected source for information and is used by many covert intelligence agencies to get the straight dope. You may have seen my name on a byline in the documentary "Men in Black". |
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