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Date: 10/21/2023 5:23:00 AM
From Authorid: 55251
Another tip... In case you become lost, always travel with the JOTW. If lost, simply bring out the JOTW and Hekler will come running to grumble about it  The hope is that he'd know the way back. Otherwise, you'd be stuck lost in the woods with Hekler... A nightmare I'm sure you've had many times Hey Larry!   |
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Date: 10/21/2023 5:29:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
^^^^^Good idea! LOL! It’s a nightmare I have at least once a week , even when I’m not lost.  |
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Date: 10/21/2023 8:30:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I was trying to put this off for as long as possible and considered an alternative to replying such as getting lost in the wilderness but then thought about THAT and found that being lost in the wilderness and reading Hey Larry's JOTW were pretty much one and the same so here I am. Those were most excellent tips there H.L. and if I may be so bold as to attempt to improve your list and add one more item, here it is: If you are wealthy and want to ensure that you are found, wherever you may go, take the money with you. For you Hey Larry, may I suggest bringing a mirror along too? This is for you to look into so that you may see for yourself why no one will be coming.  |
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Date: 10/21/2023 8:30:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I hope that was helpful too. . |
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Date: 10/21/2023 8:39:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...Morphix...I agree with you on your observation about me and the JOTW. The only way you could miss the stink is if you had huffed roofing tar fumes for a lifetime. Hmmm...tar...feathers...Hey Larry...JOTW. |
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Date: 10/21/2023 8:50:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...and my tip about being found if you were wealthy...I never did say that you would still be alive when found but you will die with a sense of peace knowing that your loved ones will be well taken care of. Don't forget to check your plane's crankcase for oil before taking off. That was a bonus tip. |
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Date: 10/21/2023 8:53:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...did I meet my quota this week chief? |
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Date: 10/21/2023 9:00:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...Hey Larry...HEY! I'm a fun guy to have around as company. Just think...if we're ever in the same nursing home, I can do some free psychoanalysis on you, starting with the Depends Rorschach tests. P.S.: Don't trust the contents of your water pitcher. |
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Date: 10/21/2023 9:25:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
What a wealth of information! ^^^^ Might I inquire as to your personal experience in the matter ? Such as, were you ever wealthy or are you speaking from making bad choices with the women you have dated? Need it for research. I don’t cast a reflection in any mirror, but it does become useful to send signals when it’s not cloudy… speaking of cloudy..how’s your mental acumen these days? |
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Date: 10/21/2023 9:26:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I will not be taking a nap this afternoon, the nightmare has arrived sooner than expected. |
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Date: 10/21/2023 9:32:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
If I were to be wealthy, as in financially able to do as I please, then I’d have no problem with my family members wanting to sending me on a one way ticket to the netherworld. If I may go back to your reference of using a mirror, I think it’s reflective of what your family thinks of you. But never having met you in person, I only have your snarky comments to work with. |
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Date: 10/21/2023 9:33:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
You” Always “ meet your quota of just being YOU! |
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Date: 10/21/2023 9:33:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...my mental acumen??? I think its averaging somewhere between oatmeal and the JOTW. Not much of a span there. |
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Date: 10/21/2023 9:36:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I have never made bad choices with women. Granted some of the choices were made out of desperation and some out of my seeming need to relentlessly punish myself, but no bad choices. |
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Date: 10/21/2023 9:37:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
^^^ “ Whew!” For a moment I thought you were running for a political seat in American politics. |
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Date: 10/21/2023 9:39:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...financially, I'm okay. Not immense wealth there but the true wealth is in my recent desire to reconnect with the real world and actual people. These really are the golden times if I don't listen to my body. |
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Date: 10/21/2023 9:40:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
While I personally have no problem with sharing a room with you in a nursing home, I fear the staff of said nursing home would. |
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Date: 10/21/2023 9:41:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Ok, so you want to reconnect with reality. I do get that, I really do. |
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Date: 10/21/2023 9:41:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I should become a politician. I can lie just as well as the best of them. Didn't I just tell you that those tips were good? |
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Date: 10/21/2023 9:43:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
You need to ask for donations, and pretend to walk on water. Never forget to blame everyone else for your actions. |
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Date: 10/21/2023 9:44:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...the nursing home would be a 24 hour party. We could smuggle in some willing ladies from St. Mary's Last Stop Before Heaven Home. I can also get you a deal on Nyquil. |
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Date: 10/21/2023 9:47:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...Hey Larry...what's your bank account information? I'll need this so I can withdraw those donations without having to hassle you every month into perpetuity. |
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Date: 10/21/2023 10:37:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
My bank account is located in the Cayman Islands. So I will need a good faith loan from you in order to alert the legal team of this fine investment opportunity we may enter into. |
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Date: 10/21/2023 10:48:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...yeah, I know all about the offshore accounts, even the one in the Marshall Islands. Are there any more that I should know about? I'm having a special drive for new sources of funding lately. |
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Date: 10/21/2023 11:04:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Like a good magician, I never reveal my secrets or sources. Nice try. |
Date: 10/22/2023 5:25:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  "L.D." here: I'd have been here sooner, but we were tied up with kronk. What was it you were diagnosed with? I forget.kronk---Advanced mosquito bite poisoning. "L.D."---Yeah. He got bit by a bunch of mosquitoes and lost it. kronk---I went into PTSD after being mercilessly assaulted by no less than 14,000 blood thirsty Texas beach mosquitoes. When I found myself overcome, I called for my dog, but got no response. "L.D."---Mother and I were in the truck with the A/C going. "Kronk, the Sportsman" insisted on leaving the safety of the vehicle and doing a little surf fishing at daybreak. kronk---The mosquitoes ate my bait, before I could toss it out there.  |
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Date: 10/22/2023 5:57:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry Those were all good tips for heading out into "the wilderness." "L.D."---Tell `em about the time you got lost in the marshes. kronk---I don't think "They" want to hear about that. "L.D."---Of course "they" want to hear about it!....Back in the roaring twenties, kronk decided he'd try his hand at being a Boy Scout leader. What was the name of your patrol? Oh, nevermind; I remember! It was the "Goose patrol." kronk---Ugh! "L.D."---Anyway....So kronk takes off with six scouts on a trek across twenty three miles of alligator, cotton mouth moccasin snake, puma and bat infested coastal swamp and right away, he gets himself and the scouts, hopelessly lost. They were rescued two days later, by yours truly. Care to tell the folks "how" you got lost, even though there was a compass in your kit? kronk---Haven't you said enough, already? "L.D."---Why no, of course not. I'm getting to the best part of the whole story. kronk---Ugh! "L.D."---Our boy kronk, trying to look all "macho comacho" for the kids, bought himself one of those garish two pound gold chains to hang around his neck. Only thing was; the chain was not gold. It was carbon steel, painted gold color. So, when kronk pulls out his compass, the iron chain around his neck immediately drew the needle on his compass towards it and he ended up heading eightteen degrees and twelve miles, in the wrong direction, effectively going in a huge circle for almost forty eight hours. kronk---Ugh! |
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Date: 10/23/2023 4:12:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Speaking of being attacked by mosquitoes…… being born and raised in the city, my Dad would take us on vacations to places like The Sierra Nevada mountains near Bishop, Lone Pine and Owens Valley..etc. But, there were a few occasions where we went to the Colorado River near the Arizona border. That was fine during off summer seasons like when government employees got “ Presidents Day” or “ Columbus Day” off and made a three day weekend out of it. A few times we went here in the summer time……. Besides getting sunburned the mosquitoes had a field day. But still, that’s better than dealing with poisonous snakes, alligators and the like, lol! |
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