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Date: 10/16/2023 5:43:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
The article failed to mention that the giraffe in question did make an appointment with Dr. Doolittle later that day, claiming something about a pain in the neck… |
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Date: 10/16/2023 4:10:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...bad things always happen when you stick your neck out. Better to keep to yourself and keep an eye on the woods for federal agents. Right Hey Larry?  |
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Date: 10/16/2023 5:20:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
^^^^ The” City Slicker” knows not what he jests. How else would NASCAR ever come to be the pride and National Treasure that moonshiners can truly take credit for? |
Date: 10/17/2023 5:50:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  I had a run in with a herd of giraffe in the south of Mozambique, back in 1768. I was "point dog" for a pride of African lions and had tracked the "Intundla" to a copse of "Leadwood Bushwillow" trees near the South shore of the Zambezi river. I had a grudge feud going with a black maned male lion named Cicero and was looking to show him up. So, I went after the biggest, baddest looking giraffe in the herd and attempted to hamstring him.kronk---So, how'd that go? "L.D."---Well, I misjudged my attack and got kicked into the river, about twenty feet away from a thirty-two foot Nile crocodile. kronk---Wow! That's a pretty big croc! "L.D."---Absolutely huge, but I knew the croc and we were good. Couple of years prior, I ran an eight hundred pound Greater Kudo off a bluff and into the river, right into "Teeth's" mouth. kronk---The croc's name was "Teeth?" "L.D."---Well his real name was Percy, but when a thirty-two foot Nile crocodile says to call him "Teeth," you call him "Teeth." kronk---I see your point. But, wasn't that the time that you lost your tail. "L.D."---Yeah; while I was shooting the breeze with "Teeth," this little five foot, punk croc named "Cheek" bit off my tail. kronk---Well, I think your tail looks cool the way it is. Like, when you are happy, you wag your nub. Did you wreck your vengeance on "Cheek?" "L.D."--I was all set to, but "Teeth" bit him in half and swallowed the pieces. kronk---Seems fitting, eh? "L.D."---Yep...Wanna' go fishing for giant grass shrimp? kronk---I'll bring the Lone Star. "L.D."---Capital  |
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Date: 10/19/2023 4:46:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Love it! |
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