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Date: 10/14/2023 10:53:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Sooooo, can I expect you yo add this award to the other awards on my USM profile page? You do realize that I cannot pay you for your fine words of encouragement, just know that the JOTW is a labor of love for members such as yourself.   |
Date: 10/14/2023 10:54:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Ooopps,I meant  |
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Date: 10/14/2023 10:58:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...I just noticed something. Kronk...if you're out there, I think L.D. left a little "souvenir" on my post. Be a good man and get that will you?  |
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Date: 10/14/2023 11:11:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...it's already up on your profile but it's invisible so that newer members don't feel left out when they look at their profiles and see only the one participation award. |
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Date: 10/14/2023 11:39:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Well I'll be sure and send you a special gift for Xmas this year. And I'll need some idea about your height, weight and wether or not you are claustrophobic..... |
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Date: 10/14/2023 12:29:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...and it's not like my posts are any kind of labor of love towards the JOTW. I have just found you to be an agreeable and faithful foil for my nonsense. Most people would have picked up on that by now. You be you! |
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Date: 10/14/2023 5:33:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
So, does that mean Mr. Potato Head is just a figment of your imagination ……..? |
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Date: 10/15/2023 8:15:00 AM
From Authorid: 55251
I can always trust Hekler for my daily dose of gossip. I enjoyed this edition of the Hekler Tabloids #94. The Hey Larry show, wow! Congratulations Mr. Larry! But, now that your secret is revealed that you are actually a sentient potato, I'm wondering if you are scared that Hekler is gonna find you and turn you into poutine?  |
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Date: 10/15/2023 1:31:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Hey Larry...no, the potato head is more than a figment of anything. It is the root of all evil. |
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Date: 10/15/2023 1:32:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Morphix...nowhere in my post mention that the potato was sentient. |
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Date: 10/15/2023 5:28:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
Hello Morphix, and welcome back. Yes, the wonderful world of gossiping and “ what-about - isim seems to be alive and well in North America. Speaking of tabloid issues, my sources tell me that Hekler is one of several illegitimate love children fathered by none other than the tabloid mogul himself, Rupert Murdoch. Other sources claim that Rupert was the inspiration for the iconic “ Mr. Potato Head.” |
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Date: 10/15/2023 5:33:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
They even wrote a song about it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqakDo11cPQ |
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Date: 10/15/2023 6:30:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
How long do you think the guy is going to keep beating that horse? kronk---As long as it takes, I suppose. "L.D."---I noticed that you got a "mention." Congratulations on that. kronk---Thank you. That was pretty cool and that "is" the way things get started, you know. "L.D."---Dig it, man. So far, we got three men and a dog, and that's not counting the author of the post, either. kronk---Want my autograph? "L.D."---Not really. Got any "Hogs head cheese?" kronk---Ugh!  |
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Date: 10/15/2023 6:42:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
You know L.D., once Hekler realizes he’s beating that dead horse ( through all of the harping and self entitlement mentality) I am willing to bet that if you asked nicely and offered to pay for shipping that he’d be willing to part with the carcass….. |
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Date: 10/16/2023 10:13:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Hey Larry...your rebuttals all sound like a bad case of sour potatoes. |
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Date: 10/16/2023 10:20:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...L.D...can you manage writing up a rough script for your "Three men, one dog and an author" sitcom inspiration? See if the two of you can come up with an idea of who you would like to portray yourselves in this venture. I'm EXCITED about this and I've already got people on the phone trying to lock in Yul Brynner to play Hey Larry. |
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Date: 10/16/2023 10:33:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Hey Larry...Rupert Murdoch is my daddy? I was told Biden did it. I don't know what to believe any more. I additionally would like to agree with you on your assessment of me being a "Love Child". What greater confirmation of your existence could you desire? |
Date: 10/17/2023 6:24:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler  I'll get kronk right on that. YO! Get in here and begin working on the man's script!kronk---Ugh? What script? "L.D."---Don't make me get the tree branch! Who do we know that could play those parts? kronk---Well, let's see....??? We could get Joe Biden's dog, "Hunter" to play your part. OUCH!!! That hurt! "L.D."---Knock it off! kronk---(rubs ankle) OK, OK, relax. How about "Spuds MacKenzie?" "L.D."---Now you're talking. Brenner can do "Hey Larry," "Timothy Leary" will make a perfect you, I can probably dig up "Edgar Allen Poe" for "Hekler" and who else but "Tyrone Powers" to be our man, "Morphix." kronk---We're there! |
Date: 10/23/2023 1:44:00 PM
From Authorid: 54570
I needed this laugh today!!! Rant on  |
Date: 10/27/2023 10:00:00 PM
From Authorid: 42945
 hey Hek I've just come back from a holiday in Fiji I've been around Oz once and I'll go again, but I still check in here when I can  |
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