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"Look at the size of that pecan!"...k R o N k

  Author:  21435  Category:(Poetry) Created:(10/12/2023 4:57:00 PM)
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Hug me, Kiss me,

Do whatever you want,

just please, don't

kick me in the head.


Pay attention, ignore me,

if you will, baby. But, please

put that smoke wagon away. No call,

at all, to start throwing lead.


Polar cap, Alaska & Hawaii maps-

Pieces in a puzzle-

Do fox squirrels "nuzzle?"

My rhyme scheme has evaporated.

Eh??? Volcanic eruption-

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Halloween is Right around the corner.. .







 
Replies:      
Date: 10/12/2023 7:09:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

BRAVO! BRAVO! Now I really want to go.

  
Date: 10/12/2023 7:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I'VE GOT IT!!! - Hey Larry in the Conservatory with a lead pipe.

  
Date: 10/13/2023 11:07:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    What do you mean? I don’t smoke.  
Date: 10/13/2023 11:41:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    ...you would if someone set fire to you.

  
Date: 10/13/2023 2:31:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    Down here , further south on the dirt road that’s off the beaten path, they have that kind of Cajun style cooking that you speak of.  
Date: 10/22/2023 4:32:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Hekler The pecan crop outlook appears rather dismal, this year. "We" have been in a pretty severe drought most of the summer and so far in the early fall. This will undoubtedly affect the squirrel crop, as well.  

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