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Date: 10/1/2023 3:28:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I took a deep breath and told myself that Kronk lives in Texas and L.D. would more than likely be too big to be sitting in Kronk’s lap.  |
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Date: 10/1/2023 3:57:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
In a related story a dog in Winnipeg , Canada decided to take his owners golf cart for a drive. I didn’t want Hekler to feel left out of the conversation that’s sure to follow. https://curiocity.com/a-winnipeg-dog-took-the-family-golf-cart-for-a-joyride-earlier-this-week-video/ |
Date: 10/1/2023 5:49:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  I can't use my real name, because I'm not supposed to know how to type. (but you know who I am, Hint...I like moose) Anyway, don't let `em fool you. The "Los Angeles County Animal Care" facility is for "special" animal detention. If, for example, Joe Biden's dog, Hunter were incarcerated, that's where he'd go"They" have got me down in "Acton Conservation Camp #11," sniffing immigrants for contraband. I gotta' get out of here. "They" only feed me twice a day, Moose is never on the menu and the peanut butter doesn't measure up, either. When the battery on the golf cart died, kronk escaped by tossing me into three L.A. County sheriff's deputies and then escaping into a sewer drain. I got charged with assault and the last I heard of kronk, he was "on the lam" and pole dancing at "Hunk-O-Mania." "Help me, Hey Larry! You're my only hope!"  |
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Date: 10/1/2023 6:18:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
To the individual that supposedly doesn’t know how to type, many moons ago I lived in the Antelope Valley which was short desert drive by Jeep . That area is also home to Lockheed Aircraft Company which was also home to the “ Skunkworks “ programs . I will attempt to get in touch with some folks I know that may have maps to underground bunkers and escape tunnels. The L.A. County Sheriff’s Department are a step above Barney Fife so with a little luck they should get you out of camp and back home in no time. |
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Date: 10/2/2023 10:50:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...if you ask me, I think Kronk did a valorous thing here and slid into the driver's seat just as the cops were chasing the real drunk driver: L.D. It just so happens that I was watching Hunk-O-Mania that day (for the articles) and I now have a pretty good idea what Kronk looks like when wearing a hairpiece. L.D...did the cops hit you with a rolled-up newspaper? If so, I think we might have a case of cruelty to animal going on here and this could be bigger that the Rodney King incident. L.d. could win a settlement for a lifetime supply of moose. Contact me.  |
Date: 10/2/2023 12:59:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  "Canidae X" here: Thanks for thinking of me, amigo. I'm free! I ended up dropping "Nan-Nan's" name on the warden, and he had me smuggled into "The Antelope Valley, California Poppy Reserve." He told me to stay put for a couple of weeks, feed on mice, and attack any tourist that tried to snatch the poppies. Nan-Nan" is here with me. She decided to take vacation, to study the "local flora." We're about to go skinny-dipping in the dry riverbed and then she's going to file my teeth. |
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Date: 10/2/2023 1:39:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler Kronk here: Man! It's good to read a friendly! That rat, "L.D." set me up, and I had to run for it! The little mugger was extremely twisted (He chug-a-lugged a six month supply of his de-wormer medicine and got behind the wheel of one of "Keanu Reeves" souped-up golf carts. I tried to stop him, but he threatened to eviscerate me, if I didn't "sit down, shut up and hang on." Anyway, the battery started going down and we couldn't find a charging station, so "L.D." whips into the parking lot of "The Fruit Scoop," in Topanga and tells me "Yo, man! Hold my de-wormer and watch this!" He then executed one of finest "Fuzzy Thurston pancake blocks" on a trio of running L.A. County deputies, that I've ever witnessed. I checked out the name tags on the fallen cops and lost all hope. (Abraham, Martin & John) So, I beat it, ( I mean, what would you have done?) and bailed into the sewer, waded through seventeen miles of_____ and ended up at the "Hunk-O-Mania." I was doing pretty good at pole dancing, but the manager decided to put me center stage. I was actually holding my own there, too, until some freak stuffed a "C" note into my cup and then decided she wanted change. I'm "on the lam," again and trying to reach "L.D." but the message says he'studying botany in Antelope Valley ? |
Date: 10/2/2023 7:53:00 PM
From Authorid: 48250
LOL too funny! T/C  |
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