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Date: 9/30/2023 3:11:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Okay, my #1 Fan has sent a rather rude massage to me so here goes another joke: Little Bruce Wayne played Little League Baseball. His position was “ Batboy.”  |
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Date: 9/30/2023 6:34:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...Hey Larry...most guys I know would LOVE to receive a rude MASSAGE but I just sent a MESSAGE about the first JOTW. The secondary attempt to quiet the natives didn't fare much better: https://alchetron.com/cdn/the-gong-show-0945ef20-b6d5-4461-880d-23512c69b47-resize-750.jpeg  |
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Date: 9/30/2023 6:45:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
I get it. kronk---Get, what? "L.D."---The kid's uncle "drove" him to practice. kronk---???...and? "L.D."---Can't you see? It has nothing at all to do with the uncle actually "driving" the kid to baseball practice. The kid was "driven" by his uncle to practice baseball. kronk---Ugh??? "L.D."---A fine joke, indeed, "Hey Larry!" Thanks for the chuckle.  kronk---Ugh???  |
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Date: 10/1/2023 12:18:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Massage for you is code for roughing a person up! And now I suppose you suggest I wear a paper bag over my head? Always keep ‘em lauding is my motto. |
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Date: 10/1/2023 12:21:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
L.D. and Kronk do have a sense of humor, unlike some other People here…… |
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Date: 10/2/2023 10:56:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...looks like Hey Larry found his new Hallowe'en costume: https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.walmart.ca%2Fen%2Fip%2FAmscan-Mr-Grouchy-Wacky-Facial-Hair-Set%2FPRD4NEZNQRZC9KH&psig=AOvVaw2Z7M3EiF_5G1083rWJLnrj&ust=1696355626643000&source=images&cd=vfe&opi=89978449&ved=0CBEQjRxqFwoTCNjJ7Kb314EDFQAAAAAdAAAAABAK |
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Date: 10/2/2023 6:18:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I’m flattered that you chose a made in China Mr. Grouchy set, including the eyebrows and mustache. No resemblance whatsoever to Groucho Marx. I’m disappointed that the cigar the kid is chomping on is not included though. |
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Date: 10/2/2023 6:26:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...if you're a good boy, I'll send you a cigar. Or, something that looks like a cigar. Delivered in an unmarked paper sack so the non-smoking neighbors don't hold you in contempt. "Cigar" will probably come pre-lit. |
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Date: 10/2/2023 6:59:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
So , Canadian folk are alright with underage children and lit “ cigars?” That’s something out of a Roadrunner cartoon isn’t it? |
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Date: 10/3/2023 5:37:00 AM
From Authorid: 998
You can make many excuses to get out of those laps when the coach knows you all to well ... lol But you survived anyway ... in spite of the laps.  |
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Date: 10/3/2023 5:39:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Yeah, whatever doesn’t make you die from humiliation only makes you a comedian! |
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Date: 10/5/2023 5:39:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
"Dirty little secrets...Dirty little lies..You got our dirty little fingers in everybody's pie!..." kronk---Yo, dog! You're commenting in the wrong post! This is the baseball post. "L.D."---It's too late! I can't hold back! "We can do the innuendo! We can dance and sing...When it's said and done, we haven't told you a thing..." kronk---"Dirty Laundry," by Don Henley. "L.D."---I'm feeling it, man! |
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Date: 10/5/2023 5:42:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
It was supposed to "We," not "You" Don't you ever proofread, dog? "L.D."---Spare me the small stuff, man. I'm ROKKIN! |
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