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Date: 9/30/2023 6:51:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...this should be turned into a musical with the whole cast of zombies, undead, vampires, bats,empty jars and "look-at-mes" that currently constitute the entity known as "The Grand Old Party". U.S.A! U.S.A!  |
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Date: 9/30/2023 7:43:00 AM
From Authorid: 55251
"Healthcare for.... sick people" or how about... "Housing for... the unhoused"  |
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Date: 9/30/2023 7:51:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...OR COLT AR-!5 Sporter automatic ONLY 194.50 |
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Date: 9/30/2023 7:59:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
What's up with that? kronk---I'm not sure? It "looks" like "TUH" may be standing in for "Hey Larry." "L.D."---Yeah; I guess it could be. I see that "Hekler" is here. I hope that Hey Larry is alright???? kronk---Oh, I'm sure he's fine. Probably just catching a few extra Zzzzzz. "L.D."---You, know, it does my heart good to read the way that Hekler supports our country. Maybe he'll relocate down here, some day? kronk---That would be nice. "We could use a man like Herbert Hoover, today." (All in the Family) "L.D."---Maybe Hekler could drive a couple of hundred head of prime moose, down here to "Tivoli." How cool would that be? kronk---Alright, now. Calm yourself down. Mention moose and your blood pressure soars, and we're out of de-worming medicine. "L.D."---Thanks to "The Ultimate Hero," for the Saturday morning humor. If we all pitch in, it's a lot easier to make a go of it.  kronk---Very nice, dog. When you want to, you can really come up with good stuff. Yo, dog? "L.D."--What? kronk---The guy's name was "Brandon;" I get that, but what was the dummy's name? "L.D."---Joe....  |
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Date: 9/30/2023 8:06:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
"L.D."---Yo, man! Got any money? I want a "COALTAR 15!" kronk---What? "L.D."---The rifle that Hekler mentioned. It's only $194.50! kronk---Forget it, dog. I think I'm going "anti-gun" for this election. "L.D."---Who's gonna' protect me, if you go anti-gun? kronk---"Tooth and claw," dog. Tooth and claw.... "L.D."---Send me to live with "MTG," then. That girl's got MOXY! |
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Date: 9/30/2023 8:45:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...Kronk...when I was younger I had the greatest admiration for the U.s. I seemed like you could make anything happen if the desire was great enough. I can't say that any more. The people are still great but the politicians have gone off the rails. I hope that sanity begins to prevail again. |
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Date: 9/30/2023 8:51:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...and Hey Larry should probably be by as soon as he solves his incontinence issue. |
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Date: 9/30/2023 11:55:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
….here I am gang! Sorry but got called into work. Did y’all miss me? The politicians should feature a commercial showing how they haven’t let old age and years of mudslinging as well as benefiting personally from the bills they pass by having themselves embalmed ( if they aren’t already from alcohol) by the Crypt Keeper as they continue spew campaign rhetoric.  |
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Date: 9/30/2023 11:58:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Speaking of incontinence issues, I was wondering if Hekler got that special generic brand of Depends yet from TEMU. I hear that TEMU has great bargains but take forever to ship from China…..now that’s sure to send him running to the out house. |
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Date: 9/30/2023 12:01:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler That's pretty much the way that I feel, also. Lately, it looks like "governing" has become more lucrative profession than an "of the people, by the people, for the people" responsibility. I'm hunting for a different color, myself. Not Red..Not Blue..Not Green... "L.D."---You should be more like us k-9s. We don't worry about anything, as long as there's lots of meat available. kronk---Yeah, well, there's a big push to ban all animal flesh and embrace tofu. "L.D."---Blasphemer!!! |
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Date: 9/30/2023 12:19:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry Yes, indeed, we did miss you. Saturday mornings are just not the same without the indomitable "Hey Larry's JOTW." kronk---So true, Hey Larry. "L.D." couldn't read a lick, until you began posting the weekly "JOTW," all those moons ago. Now, after one hundred and fifty three weeks of reading and re-reading your posts, he has progressed to the point where he's in his third semester at a local junior college, majoring in Animal Behavior, with an emphasis on K9 reproductive function. "L.D."---I'm like "Funky Cold Medina," baby! kronk---You dog, you. |
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Date: 9/30/2023 12:21:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "L.D." here: kronk looks just like "Creepy, from the crypt," except he has no hair. kronk---Ugh! |
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