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If Republicans made a Halloween/horror commercial...

  Author:  63219  Category:(Humor) Created:(9/29/2023 9:55:00 PM)
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Guy sits and watches TV next to a dummy doll...

Guy: *takes a sip of beer*

A whisper, "Let's Go...,"

The guy *looks at the doll, just silence and stillness. Shrugs. Sips beer again*

"Brandon."

The guy *looks over again. Nothing..starts to wonder if he's going crazy. Takes another sip of beer*

The doll: "Let's Go Brandon."

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Date: 9/30/2023 6:51:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...this should be turned into a musical with the whole cast of zombies,
undead, vampires, bats,empty jars and "look-at-mes" that currently
constitute the entity known as "The Grand Old Party". U.S.A! U.S.A!

  
Date: 9/30/2023 7:43:00 AM  From Authorid: 55251    "Healthcare for.... sick people"

or how about...

"Housing for... the unhoused"
  
Date: 9/30/2023 7:51:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...OR
COLT AR-!5 Sporter automatic ONLY 194.50

  
Date: 9/30/2023 7:59:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    What's up with that?

kronk---I'm not sure? It "looks" like "TUH" may be standing in for "Hey Larry."

"L.D."---Yeah; I guess it could be. I see that "Hekler" is here. I hope that Hey Larry is alright????

kronk---Oh, I'm sure he's fine. Probably just catching a few extra Zzzzzz.

"L.D."---You, know, it does my heart good to read the way that Hekler supports our country. Maybe he'll relocate down here, some day?

kronk---That would be nice. "We could use a man like Herbert Hoover, today." (All in the Family)

"L.D."---Maybe Hekler could drive a couple of hundred head of prime moose, down here to "Tivoli." How cool would that be?

kronk---Alright, now. Calm yourself down. Mention moose and your blood pressure soars, and we're out of de-worming medicine.

"L.D."---Thanks to "The Ultimate Hero," for the Saturday morning humor. If we all pitch in, it's a lot easier to make a go of it.

kronk---Very nice, dog. When you want to, you can really come up with good stuff. Yo, dog?

"L.D."--What?

kronk---The guy's name was "Brandon;" I get that, but what was the dummy's name?

"L.D."---Joe....

  
Date: 9/30/2023 8:06:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    "L.D."---Yo, man! Got any money? I want a "COALTAR 15!"

kronk---What?

"L.D."---The rifle that Hekler mentioned. It's only $194.50!

kronk---Forget it, dog. I think I'm going "anti-gun" for this election.

"L.D."---Who's gonna' protect me, if you go anti-gun?

kronk---"Tooth and claw," dog. Tooth and claw....

"L.D."---Send me to live with "MTG," then. That girl's got MOXY!

  
Date: 9/30/2023 8:45:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...Kronk...when I was younger I had the greatest admiration for the U.s.
I seemed like you could make anything happen if the desire was great enough.

I can't say that any more. The people are still great but the politicians
have gone off the rails. I hope that sanity begins to prevail again.

  
Date: 9/30/2023 8:51:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...and Hey Larry should probably be by as soon as he solves his incontinence issue.

  
Date: 9/30/2023 11:55:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    ….here I am gang! Sorry but got called into work. Did y’all miss me?

The politicians should feature a commercial showing how they haven’t let old age and years of mudslinging as well as benefiting personally from the bills they pass by having themselves embalmed ( if they aren’t already from alcohol) by the Crypt Keeper as they continue spew campaign rhetoric.
  
Date: 9/30/2023 11:58:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    Speaking of incontinence issues, I was wondering if Hekler got that special generic brand of Depends yet from TEMU. I hear that TEMU has great bargains but take forever to ship from China…..now that’s sure to send him running to the out house.  
Date: 9/30/2023 12:01:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hekler That's pretty much the way that I feel, also. Lately, it looks like "governing" has become more lucrative profession than an "of the people, by the people, for the people" responsibility. I'm hunting for a different color, myself. Not Red..Not Blue..Not Green...

"L.D."---You should be more like us k-9s. We don't worry about anything, as long as there's lots of meat available.

kronk---Yeah, well, there's a big push to ban all animal flesh and embrace tofu.

"L.D."---Blasphemer!!!
  
Date: 9/30/2023 12:19:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry Yes, indeed, we did miss you. Saturday mornings are just not the same without the indomitable "Hey Larry's JOTW."

kronk---So true, Hey Larry. "L.D." couldn't read a lick, until you began posting the weekly "JOTW," all those moons ago. Now, after one hundred and fifty three
weeks of reading and re-reading your posts, he has progressed to the point where he's in his third semester at a local junior college, majoring in Animal
Behavior, with an emphasis on K9 reproductive function.

"L.D."---I'm like "Funky Cold Medina," baby!

kronk---You dog, you.
  
Date: 9/30/2023 12:21:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry "L.D." here: kronk looks just like "Creepy, from the crypt," except he has no hair.

kronk---Ugh!
  

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