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Date: 9/23/2023 6:39:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Oh, Lordy me! "L.D."---I have to agree. What "do" you make of that one? kronk---Well, it's obvious that the woman stuck her head into the outhouse hole in order to check for spiders and got her hair caught in the cracks, when she tried removing her head. "L.D."---Yeah, I suppose so. I never used those outhouses, but the "spider threat" was real; that's for sure. I've seen some whoppers in there. kronk---Of course, there may be another explanation? I once knew ___CENSORED! What! You can't censor me! I'm the admin, not you! "L.D."---In the first place, you are relatively powerless. A "chatmin's" function is to greet people. You are, in effect, little more than a drone. kronk---Ugh! Hey, wait a minute! How were you able to censor me? "L.D."---hehehe...  |
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Date: 9/23/2023 6:40:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...Sad. Low energy. Will make proper reply later.  |
Date: 9/23/2023 6:43:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  That was a good one, man. (I still can't figure out how "L.D." was able to censor my comment?)  "L.D."---hehehe... |
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Date: 9/23/2023 6:49:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Looks like that joke knocked all the wind out of Hekler's sails. kronk---Oh, I imagine he'll be back, and loaded for bear, too. "L.D."---Bear is a little greasy. Now, "moose," that's a different story. kronk---Ugh! |
Date: 9/23/2023 8:48:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Kronk, it’s a lesson to today’s youth about how easy tray things today. There is a variety of man scraping products as well as waxing options that women can use on their legs. Why I doubt that today’s generation won’t recognize the upgrade to a porta- potty. |
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Date: 9/23/2023 8:50:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Hekler, I’m sorry that you’re sad about having no energy. Maybe if you returned to your coffin before the sun rises you’d feel better. |
Date: 9/24/2023 8:53:00 AM
From Authorid: 55251
 ...ahem... Very funny Mr.Larry. By the way, what kind of a first name is "Hey"? Must get awfully confusing when you are in public.Speaking of Hekler, he's actually my neighbour up here in the great white north. I knew the JOTW was posted because he groaned so loud I had to file a noise complaint with the police.  |
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Date: 9/24/2023 10:46:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
LOL! Morphix , the origin of my name/ taggie/ avatar comes from my love of vaudeville, music hall type performers that evolved into movies, two reelers and various other movie shorts. W. C. Fields, Laurel & Hardy, The Marx Brothers, etc. The Three Stooges , as I grew watching television back in the 1960’s, became part of the entertainment industry’s way to make even more money by allowing television stations across America to show re-runs. I’m not a drug addict, but I am big fan of The Three Stooges. Hey Moe, Hey Larry….. |
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Date: 9/24/2023 11:00:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I am also deeply sorry that your neighbor has caused you grief and makes life miserable for the decent citizens of The Great White North. However, are there any laws to deal with such a person? |
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Date: 9/26/2023 6:45:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler never made it back. "L.D."---No, he didn't. I heard that he got mixed up in a "political scheme," to overthrow a foreign government. kronk---Let's write a book. "L.D."---Dig it, man. It'd take about five years to write, but I bet by the end of that time period, it would sell like hot cakes. Got any paper? kronk---I have 83 "Big Chief" tablets left over from the last election. "L.D."---Cool, and I have a 1,000 unit case of extra-fine point permanent markers and 108,000 ml of tainted whiskey from the gate man at the waste disposal unit. kronk---Oooooooo Weeeeeee....... |
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Date: 9/27/2023 5:34:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Hekler, keeper of the blame…. |
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