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Date: 9/20/2023 5:12:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...you are a horrid man sir.  |
Date: 9/20/2023 5:56:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
How many squirrel pelts can I put you down for? Interested in a new snack line of treats for both man and man’s best friend?  |
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Date: 9/20/2023 6:01:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Hey, if you’re real nice I can get you tickets for next year! https://www.kark.com/life/arkansas-outdoors/world-champion-squirrel-cook-off-back-for-2023/ |
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Date: 9/20/2023 6:04:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
You might want to see if you can get an autographed copy! https://www.amazon.com/Only-Squirrel-Cookbook-Youll-Ever-ebook/dp/B00YBFVDRO |
Date: 9/20/2023 12:02:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  I had a T-shirt, once, that had these two buzzards sitting on a tree limb. They each had a "speech bubble," thing. One says, "How's it going?" The other buzzard says," Can't kill nothin' and nothin' won't die." I loved that shirt and only wore the thing on very special occasions; then one day I went to get it and could not locate it."L.D."---Oh, I remember that shirt. Mother used it wipe up a mess on the carpet and the shirt fell all apart and got tossed in the garbage. kronk---What! "L.D."---I found and ate the carcass of a new born baby crocodile and threw up. My system couldn't digest the toe nails and teeth.. kronk---Ugh!  |
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Date: 9/20/2023 12:38:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I like the sound of that shirt. Think I'll have look around and see if I can find one, be great to wear at sophisticated gatherings! |
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