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The NASCAR Races in my vicinity just ended for the year.

  Author:  63219  Category:(Humor) Created:(9/19/2023 2:13:00 AM)
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Yep. NASCAR in my vicinity is done until Spring 2024. That means I can't put on a redneck handlebar moustache, barge into a random family's home while in a drunken stupor and shout, "How's your man doing???(at least until next spring, haha)". That's it. That's the joke.

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Date: 9/19/2023 3:39:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    Out here they drive like a NASCAR event. They don’t think of it as speeding, more like qualifying.  
Date: 9/19/2023 12:42:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    TUH Anything over 65 mph and I get the vapors and have to pull over.

"L.D."---Get to the point, please. Don't give the man the run around.

kronk---That's easy for you to say, dog. You don't suffer from vertigo.

"L.D."---Pay no attention to kronk. He "is" eternally compromised. Keep it up, TUH! Good to read you! Write on....

kronk---Hey! That's my line!
  
Date: 9/19/2023 1:23:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...TUH...I'm not sure if you're aware of this but Hey Larry is a NASCAR driver.
Here's a photo of him in action:

https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/53199756293_1b6b547a9e_o.jpg

  
Date: 9/19/2023 6:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    ^^^ I could’ve been a contender if I had better sponsorship.  
Date: 9/20/2023 5:01:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...well, you drove hard and still managed to come second so what is all the complaining about?

  
Date: 9/20/2023 5:58:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    Like my idol Ricky Bobble is famous for saying: “ If you’re not first, you’re last!”  

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