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Date: 9/16/2023 7:18:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  "L.D." here: kronk just happened to be listening to "Kansas," doing "Dust in the wind," while reading your post. I came into the room and he was blubbering like baby.kronk---Sigh....Flashed me back to my "Clan of the cave bear," days, when my guardian, "Curved Bone," got eaten by a man eating plant. Sadness permeated the cave, that day. "L.D."---What in the "wide, wide world of sports" are you talking about? Are you sure that you were "just listening" to that song? kronk---"Instant karma's get you," dog. (Plastic Ono Band & John Lennon)  |
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Date: 9/16/2023 7:33:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
I thought Hey Larry's JOTW had a nice twist to it, this morning. "L.D."---I agree. I would have liked it even better if the post would have had more reference to "meat," and maybe even Carnivora, but yeah, it was different. kronk---Dog, you are a killer, ain't you? "L.D."---Only when I have to be. Anyway, what'd you enjoy most about the post. kronk---I really got off on the idea that I could make subliminal reference to extremely dangerous drugs without actually going off topic. "L.D."---Interesting; but I still think that you're a freak and your time is limited. kronk---Ugh! |
Date: 9/16/2023 7:40:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Speaking of meat L.D., where's that " meat head " Hekler at? He's usually the first responder so he can get his day off to a good start.  |
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Date: 9/16/2023 7:43:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Kronk, if I had tried the cleaning my room with a note on the pillow shtick my parents would have not bothered to call me at my friend's house. They would have told his parents that the signed adoption papers are a " go". |
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Date: 9/16/2023 7:45:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Do you think that prank would have been acceptable at your house? kronk---Which house would that be? "L.D."---Oh, I forgot. Let me re-phrase that; would "Buffalo Hump" have found any humor in you messing with him that way? kronk---Are you kidding? BH didn't care too much for me, anyway. He maintained that my color was off and that reflected badly on him. The only reason he kept me around at all was to "pre-chew" his meat. "L.D."---Ugh! |
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Date: 9/16/2023 7:56:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
"I see a red door and I want to paint it black!" (Rolling Stones) "L.D."---What kind of a song list is that to listen to, this early in the morning? kronk---Mrs. kronk changed coffee on me, this morning! You wanna' play "catch the neighbor's chicken?" "L.D."---No kronk---Ugh! |
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Date: 9/16/2023 8:06:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry is just not getting the type of recognition that I think he deserves. I mean, dog; we're talking about "serving a purpose," here! Let's run the comment count up! More BASS!!More TREBLE!...Open the windows! Share it with the neighborhood! The WORLD! THR COSMOS!!! "L.D."---Don't come any closer! I'll use this cattle prod, if I have to! kronk---Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding..."Have you seen her dressed in blue? See the sky in front of you And her face is like a sail Speck of white, so fair and pale Have you seen a lady fairer?".......She's like a rainbow! "Like a rainbow," by the Rolling Stones" "L.D."---Good grief! |
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Date: 9/16/2023 8:08:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Kronk, Ol' Buffalo Hump seemed like a stick in the mud. Perhaps if you replaced the pre chewed meat with pureed veggie burger it may have got his daily routine back on schedule. |
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Date: 9/16/2023 8:09:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I don't know Mrs. Kronk well enough to comment. But I do like my coffee. |
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Date: 9/16/2023 8:11:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
LOL! Where might I procure a cattle prod? I have a varmint or two here that I could persuade to see things my way. |
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Date: 9/16/2023 8:13:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
I need an edit button! This is impossible! "THE" Cosmos!" "L.D."---I'm taking him away now, Hey Larry. kronk---We're out of coffee! Quick! Go borrow ten pounds from "The Mayor!" "L.D."---He's a "tea-totaller." kronk---Do it and bring me a crumpet, too. |
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Date: 9/17/2023 7:28:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...finally made it in. I guess I'm a glutton for punishment. I wasn't feeling on top of the world yesterday and, for the first time on a Saturday, couldn't blame the nausea and the butterflies in my gut on the JOTW but I can do that now, even though it's Sunday in my part of the world. Once again, Hey Larry attempts to pass off his past life experiences as a JOTW. That's the laughable part.  |
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Date: 9/17/2023 8:38:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Well look who finally showed up to the party@ What was the holdup? Too busy trying to steal pensioners checks while helping them cross the Street? |
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Date: 9/17/2023 9:18:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry Cattle prods are becoming increasingly harder to get, these days. Used to be, a body could go to the hardware section at "Wally's World" and pick up one. Personally, I liked the 8 cell version. You definitely got the undivided attention of whatever happened to be on the receiving end of those. kronk---Talk about! Dogs should be denied access to such dangerous weapons. "L.D."---He hehe.... |
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Date: 9/17/2023 11:34:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler's not feeling well. What you got? kronk---I have a new crop of "railroad bind weed" if he's having trouble with diarrhea? "L.D."---Ok, what else? How about the sniffles? What you got for the sniffles? kronk---Well, I have access to a very promising experimental general vaccine called "CBTCU." I got it on sale, from the CDC. "L.D."---What does "CBTCU" stand for? kronk---"Come on, Baby; Take a Chance with Us" (the Doors) |
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Date: 9/17/2023 5:42:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I understand Kronk. When I lived in Phoenix, ( at that time ) home of the folks that manufactured Tazer guns, were enjoying a popularity in sales until a mishap where a perp died while running away from the law and long story short, the general public was no longer allowed to own one. Just wondering is all. |
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Date: 9/18/2023 12:35:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry Well, I guess I can see both sides of the argument on "Tazers." I think that folks should have the right to protect themselves and at the same time, I can visualize children running around "tazing" one another. "L.D."---Sounds like something you might have done as a child. kronk---Ugh! |
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Date: 9/18/2023 3:07:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
LOL! I see your point and am really thankful that Canadian people are so peaceful with their actions regarding the criminals who break the law. |
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