|
|
Date: 9/14/2023 8:01:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 Xmas is coming. It’s only September and the Halloween decorations, candy, costumes have flooded your psyche. |
Date: 9/14/2023 1:51:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry Why can't humans just get along? kronk---Never happen, dog. Nine out of ten people might get along well, but that one freak will go out of their way to cause some sort of trouble. "L.D."---Yeah, I guess you're right. We canines get along remarkably well with one another. I met this Lap dog named Agnete, while I was up there hunting reindeer, back in 4000 BC. She was a knockout! She could also bring down a 500 lb reindeer in 69 seconds, flat. kronk---C'mon dog! There is no way that a "lap dog" can bring down anything that weighs 5000 lbs! Your average lap dog weighs about six pounds. "L.D."---Agnete weighed every bit of fifty pounds. kronk---That's a mighty big lap dog. I wouldn't want a fifty pound dog in my lap for very long. That's for sure. "L.D."---Who said anything about putting Agnete in anybody's lap? kronk---You said she was a lap dog. "L.D."---She was a "Samoyed" herding dog from Northern Ostrobothnia County, Finland. (Lap Land) hence, she was a "Lap Dog." kronk---You enjoy confusing me, don't you? "L.D."---Whenever I can. kronk---Ugh! |
Date: 9/14/2023 3:27:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Kronk, L. D., I agree. Canine’s are indeed man’s best friend and we humans can learn much from them. 1. The K-9 is always happy to see you when you walk through the front door. Even if you were only gone long enough to take the trash out. 2. The K-9 knows when you are feeling down, and are willing to be at your side to help you feel better. 3. The K-9 will sniff another K-9’s behind when the two meet. I have not found any conclusive evidence about this means of interaction, but I suspect that it’s a method of determining their characteristics and weaknesses… |
Date: 9/14/2023 4:07:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...WOW! This is almost a rival to the Gold Toilet of Trump. |
Date: 9/14/2023 4:09:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...and almost equal to cow methane production. |
Date: 9/14/2023 5:32:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Why do you always torment me with my past? "L.D."---Because it's fun and because these people "need" to know the story behind the entity that "they" have come to know as "kronk." kronk---Wow! If that wasn't so spiteful, it'd be a pretty impressive statement. "L.D."---Ha Ha...That won't work on me. You forget that I have been your constant companion for 60,000,180 years. kronk---Ugh! ....(I may have distracted him and possibly de-railed his train of thought. Mua- ha-ha!) |
Date: 9/14/2023 6:31:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
"L.D."---Not quite! Howdy folks! "He" was called away on an emergency...hehehe...Kronk had an extremely intimate interaction with one such golden commode. kronk---Yo, dog! What's up? "L.D."---I thought you went over to the mayor's house, to rescue his aged mother. kronk---Oh, that was nothing. Miss Jean wasn't even home. Her son said she was on some sort of casino boat, on the way to federal waters. What are you typing? "L.D."---Oh, I was telling "the folks" about the time you drank that whole bottle of "Mendis Coconut Brandy," and threw up all over the bathroom at "Mar-a-Lago." That toilet really was made out of gold, wasn't it? kronk--Ugh! kronk---Ugh! That toilet really was made of gold |
Date: 9/15/2023 3:05:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 Hekler has given inspiration to “ The Golden Commode” Award. Because no matter who you are or what you do, it all ends up going down the toilet anyway….. |
Date: 9/15/2023 9:11:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...tell me about it. |
Date: 9/15/2023 5:27:00 PM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 I just did…. |
Renasoft is the proud sponsor of the Unsolved Mystery Publications website.
See: www.rensoft.com Personal Site server, Power to build Personal Web Sites and Personal Web Pages
All stories are copyright protected and may not be reproduced in any form, except by specific written authorization