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Hey Larry’s JOTW #151

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(9/9/2023 4:00:00 AM)
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Here’s a simple card trick that anyone can do!

1. Get a standard deck of ordinary playing cards. You can leave The Joker in the deck if you want to.

2. Shuffle the deck.

3. Place the shuffled deck on the nearest table.

4. Now, tell the cards that there are two trains leaving Los Angeles, 8:30 A.M., Pacific Time, bound for Chicago. One train is making seven stops while the other train is making nine stops. The train making nine stops happens to have poisonous snakes onboard and the engineers name is Uncle Charlie. Oh, and it’s low tide and climate change has made the oceans warmer which means the squid is not happy.

5. Hide.

Some trick eh? The cards always fall for it.

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Date: 9/9/2023 6:08:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    Yo, dog! Where'd you go?

"L.D."---I'm hiding.

kronk---Why? I thought we were going to try and figure out Hey Larry's card trick?

"L.D."---I am trying to figure it out. I'm on the phone with "Sid, the squid," from Ventura.

kronk---C'mon, dog! Open the door! I need to go!

"L.D."---Go ahead.

kronk---Ugh!!!
  
Date: 9/9/2023 6:30:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    See, I knew someone here has a sense of humor and can play along. Not like some “ Debbie Downer” from The Great White North…..  
Date: 9/9/2023 8:04:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...what kind of squid is it? This is important.

  
Date: 9/9/2023 8:06:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    ….. and said person never keeps time and, perhaps, thinks ( if that’s even possible) that he’s going to make a grand entrance. Either that or it has much to do about nothing.  
Date: 9/9/2023 8:06:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Why Squiddly Diddly.  
Date: 9/9/2023 8:09:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...Will William Frawley be making a comeback his role as Uncle Charley? This is important.

  
Date: 9/9/2023 8:10:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...why are you so offal to me?

  
Date: 9/9/2023 8:10:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    If you have the power to resurrect William Frawley then I might, might take you more seriously.  
Date: 9/9/2023 8:11:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    You are my Number #1 Fan, do you expect less?  
Date: 9/9/2023 8:17:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...and I always make much ado about nothing. It's the only thing that makes these posts interesting.

  
Date: 9/9/2023 8:20:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Yes, yes, seems to me you’re lacking the Canadian version of manna . When’s theladt time you visited a Poutine Food vendor?  
Date: 9/9/2023 8:52:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...leaving right now. Poutine!

  
Date: 9/9/2023 11:48:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    Hekler As far as sportfishing value, I have to go with Dosidicus gigas, The Humbolt Squid. We're talking about a potential 4 foot squid, here. About eighty, or so, years ago, "L.D." and I were guests aboard E. Hemingway's boat. We were drift fishing for swordfish, off Cabo Blanco, Peru, when a an outsized Humbolt latched onto "L.D." and hauled him overboard. "L.D." surfaced again, eighteen months later, about thirty miles off the coast San Diego, California.

"L.D."---"20,000 leagues under the sea," baby.
  
Date: 9/9/2023 2:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

Kronk...cool story but I think the dog held out on you. I heard
reports that there was also a cask of vintage Spanish rum found too.

See if you can locate a map. There may be an X on it.

  
Date: 9/9/2023 5:04:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Ah Ha! You told me that a blue whale ingested you and went around the globe three times, and every other time that the whale came up for air, you escaped through the blow hole, only to be swallowed up, again.

"L.D."---and, your point is?

kronk---Now, I hear that you were hold up on Los Coronados, drinking vintage rum.

"L.D."---I have no recollection of anything like that happening to me, and even if I did have any such recollection, I would not be at liberty to disclose the details of purported recollection.

kronk---What!
  
Date: 9/9/2023 6:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...Kronk...I think it's time to balance a Milk Bone on L.D's
nose and don't let him eat it until he spills the beans.

  
Date: 9/9/2023 7:08:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hekler Not a bad idea.

"L.D."---Ugh! You can't break me with the milk bone torture.

kronk---What about the infamous "olive oil drip?"

"L.D."---No! Not the drip!

kronk---Muah ha ha ha!!!
  
Date: 9/13/2023 12:50:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...if you send them within the next 7 minutes and 53 seconds,
you get a free splat/stink/stomp video of all of the zany action.

SEND NOW!

  
Date: 9/13/2023 12:53:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...oops! replied to wrong post but it's late and I'm tired.^^^

  
Date: 9/14/2023 6:06:00 PM  From Authorid: 54570    oh boy  
Date: 9/14/2023 6:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Smokin' Joe C'mon, man; jump right in, brother! We need fresh meat.

"L.D."---Did someone mention MEAT?
  
Date: 9/15/2023 3:10:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Yeah Joe! Don’t mind Hekler, he annoys everyone. He’s like wart, he’ll grow on you.  

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