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Date: 9/7/2023 3:19:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
This would add an interesting twist to a food fight…![]() |
Date: 9/7/2023 6:56:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry ![]() "L.D."---You should let me pick your watermelons. kronk---You don't even eat watermelon. "L.D."---So, I could still pick a good one. I know things. kronk---OK..Let's go to the market and you can pick a good melon for me. "L.D."---Sure, I'll do that, for five dollars. kronk---You'd charge me to pick a good melon? That's outrageous! I won't pay you. "L.D."---Looks like you ain't gonna' get no good melon, then. kronk---Ugh! ![]() |
Date: 9/7/2023 6:58:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
(awesome) "L.D."---Ugh? kronk---Would you do it for $3.50? "L.D."---Enjoy your old mushy melon. kronk---Ugh! ![]() |
Date: 9/8/2023 3:19:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I feel your pain Kronk. I have a difficult time finding good produce as it is where I’m at. But am happy when local growers have a farmers market during certain times of the year…they’re really good at picking them out for me at no extra charge. ![]() |
Date: 9/8/2023 9:12:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...Kronk...that mushy watermelon is one of the hidden fees that you will be now paying to have a "secure" border. ![]() |
Date: 9/8/2023 9:23:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...we have tons of local growers so the general produce is nice and fresh and we seem to get the produce from abroad in pretty decent condition although you know it even better once you get your total at the cash register. I do the food shopping here because I'm a little particular about what I eat and I can also spot good cuts of meat. I guess my mom did manage to teach me something. ![]() |
Date: 9/8/2023 9:27:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...Hey Larry...have you tried looking in dumpsters? ![]() |
Date: 9/8/2023 9:46:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...Hey Larry...we also have a farmers market every Saturday from 9 AM to 2 PM and it's only about a seven minute walk from where I am. That's the price I pay for living under a bridge. ![]() |
Date: 9/8/2023 5:09:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
No Hekler, I haven’t stooped down to your level to dumpster dive. Find any good poutine lately? ![]() |
Date: 9/8/2023 5:10:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Speaking of living under a bridge, trolls have been known to reside under bridges as well. What a coincidence! ![]() |
Date: 9/8/2023 5:59:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...so you've unlocked my secret identity. Are you expecting a parade in your honor? ![]() |
Date: 9/8/2023 7:29:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry ![]() "L.D."---That's why you should only eat meat. The riper it gets, the better it tastes! kronk---Double Ugh!!! ![]() |
Date: 9/8/2023 7:35:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler ![]() kronk---I was framed! I was in that field keeping the coyotes off the melon crop. Coyotes are notorious melon varmints. "L.D."---Sure, they are. ![]() |
Date: 9/8/2023 9:13:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...Kronk...the coyotes up here have a thieving problem too but in their case, it's mostly chihuahuas and poodles so I can't really equate that to being a problem. ![]() |
Date: 9/8/2023 9:18:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...L.D...we had a skunk flattened nearby and it's pretty ripe. Message me your home address and I'll send it out on Monday. ![]() |
Date: 9/8/2023 9:23:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
MUSICAL INTERLUDE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uu5hzc2Mei4 ![]() |
Date: 9/9/2023 11:59:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler ![]() ![]() |
Date: 9/10/2023 11:39:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...Kronk...done and done. I even shipped a live badger along with it for a little more excitement. ![]() |
Date: 9/10/2023 11:41:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I was going to send something else but couldn't find a half decent Tasmanian Devil on Facebook Marketplace. ![]() |
Date: 9/13/2023 3:43:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler ![]() "L.D."---Oh, Lord! ![]() |
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