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Date: 9/6/2023 2:30:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I wonder what would happen if a couple have an aquarium full of pet fish that they want to leave their swimming pool to?  |
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Date: 9/6/2023 1:00:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
"Iranian police have arrested the head of a real estate agency" What happened to the rest of him?  |
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Date: 9/6/2023 1:45:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
What's wrong with "Canis familiaris" owning property? kronk---Well, personally, I don't have a problem with it. "L.D."---Not only that, but the part about dogs being unclean. Who do those people think "they' are, anyway? kronk---Would you please quit doing "that" in public! "L.D."---It itches! kronk---Ugh!  |
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Date: 9/6/2023 5:47:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Well, I don’t know their culture too well. But if it was the Godfather that was involved, I d say check the end of the bed….. |
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Date: 9/6/2023 5:50:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I am surprised that L.D. hasn’t been on one of those late night infomercials trying to sell parcels of land in your area. His slogan could be,” Trust me. It’s not swamp land in Florida!” |
Date: 9/8/2023 7:20:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  As a matter of fact, "RYKM" radio, broadcasting out of Tivoli, Texas, U.S.A. has retained "L.D." to do just that."L.D."---Don't pay any attention to him, Hey Larry. It's only 7 PM and our boy is well into his cups. kronk---But I know that it was your voice I heard on the late night edition of "Land Grab." I'd recognize that lisp, anywhere. "L.D."---Wrong again, dude. I'm "the" classic example of "Man's Best Friend." The voice you heard belongs to my estranged third cousin, on my step father's side. His name is " Precioso" and he's a Pekinese / Chihuahua mix from Terlingua. We were born at the exact same time, and immediately separated at birth. I was taken to "Bangor) (county Down) Northern Ireland, and the rest is history. kronk---What???? |
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Date: 9/9/2023 3:38:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
It’s Cal Worthington and his dog “ Spot!” |
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Date: 9/9/2023 12:21:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "L.D." here: I actually applied for the "Spot" job on Worthington's commercials, but was rejected. kronk---Where was I when all this transpired? "L.D."---I believe that you were seining carp fish in Missoula, with your cousin, Dante. kronk---Yeah, that's one period of my life that I'd rather forget. Why did you get rejected? "L.D."---"They" said they were looking for an elephant. kronk---Oh...ugh? |
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