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Date: 9/2/2023 12:18:00 PM
From Authorid: 55251
Why did Hey Larry bring a pencil to the crime scene? Because he wanted to draw his own conclusions. hehehe  |
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Date: 9/2/2023 1:21:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I'm going to take a wild guess and say that you found this one floating in your septic tank because it stinks.  |
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Date: 9/2/2023 2:19:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
So, what do you think about blondes? "L.D."---Oh, man! Tha was this Chessie, named Heket, fwam Boss-ton! We hung out at that pahk, by the rivah. Man, she was so hawt! kronk---Wow! What got into you, dog? "L.D."---I'm not sure, but it may well be the spirit of John F. Kennedy. kronk---Yah huh!  |
Date: 9/2/2023 2:19:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
No Hekler, I don’t have access to your watering hole.  |
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Date: 9/2/2023 2:19:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
If prisoners could take their own mugshots, they would call them cell- fies….. |
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Date: 9/2/2023 2:24:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
What do you call a smart blonde? A Golden Retriever….. |
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Date: 9/3/2023 7:39:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...you had mentioned that you would be doing a later JOTW on Saturday because you wanted to go out chasing skirts in the morning. I didn't think this to be typical behavior for a man of your age so I just generally assumed that it was still pretty windy after Idalia and you had to track down pieces of your wardrobe that blew off the clothesline. I hope it went well for you. |
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Date: 9/3/2023 7:44:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...what do you call a smart blonde? Hey Larry's ex-girlfriend. |
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Date: 9/3/2023 7:50:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...do you ever feel like half of your time spent here at USM is like being the guest of honor at a "Dean Martin Celebrity Roast"? You've earned it buddy! |
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Date: 9/3/2023 7:53:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...and I get the other 50% but what I get in return is mean-spirited and full of hexes and incantations. |
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Date: 9/3/2023 7:57:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...it's 'RELEASE THE KRAKEN IN YOUR HEAD NIGHT' Follow me on Twister |
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Date: 9/3/2023 8:00:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I pumped up your reply count so you wouldn't get all depressed and begin to wonder if there was any point in doing future JOTWs. There isn't but don't let just one opinion deter you in your quest. |
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Date: 9/4/2023 4:05:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Oh you’re just cranky because you got stuck in the mud at the Burning Man Festival. Who ever sold you that vacation package saw the blonde in your soul. |
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Date: 9/4/2023 4:06:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
You’re the son Don Rickles was glad he never had. You earned it pal! |
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Date: 9/4/2023 4:09:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
No doubt you get invited to parties, mostly wakes and take advantage of giving eulogies…Or rather a roast of those that can’t defend themselves anymore. Oh, and all the free food and drinks too! |
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Date: 9/4/2023 11:53:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...wht did I say? I get three replies from you and they're mean, meaner and meanest. I'm about to burst into tears. I hope you're feeling all good about yourself now. |
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Date: 9/4/2023 11:56:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...you big meanie! |
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Date: 9/4/2023 1:12:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
There's a future in tabloid media, or perhaps a low price ambulance chaser with the gift you have of turning things around for public opinion. How are you at conspiracy theories? |
Date: 9/4/2023 9:38:00 PM
From Authorid: 54570
jees |
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Date: 9/4/2023 11:38:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...thanks for the vote of confidence, so to speak. Maybe there's a place for me in the law profession. |
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Date: 9/4/2023 11:39:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
and good work! You managed to scare SmoknJoe away. |
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Date: 9/5/2023 3:55:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
It’s not my fault that smoking Joe doesn’t like ambulance chasers and candidates for The Jerry Springer Show.. he doesn’t want to get caught up in our fracas. |
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Date: 9/5/2023 8:31:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...either take that back or I'll nail you with this chair! |
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Date: 9/5/2023 8:36:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I gave this post a POOR rating on Yelp. |
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Date: 9/5/2023 10:28:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
“ JERRY, JERRY, JERRY, JERRY, JERRY!” |
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Date: 9/5/2023 3:00:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Didn't you try to get on the "Springer show?" kronk---Yes, I did apply, but "they" rejected me. "L.D."---Man, I figured if anyone could get on that show it would be you. kronk--- Oh wow, dog, thanks. (I think) "L.D."---Don't mention it. Why did you get rejected? kronk---I told them that I had a talking dog. "L.D."---Really? I figured "they" would have scooped up that sort of weirdness, immediately. kronk---So did I, but "they" said that there are already 247,083 registered talking dogs in the state of California. "L.D."---Ugh! |
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Date: 9/5/2023 5:00:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
And they’re all registered voters too! Lol! |
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