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"It's entirely possible" (maybe)....kronk

  Author:  21435  Category:(Poetry) Created:(8/31/2023 6:19:00 PM)
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Well, well, well...Isn't it all just spiffy!

A duck and a cottonmouth, sharing the same waterhole.

There's talk on the street, but I still say it's iffy.

It's obvious to "some" that they share the same goal.


A bowl, a pen and a coffee cup-

A spoon, a fork and a knife-

A masked man on the corner; he says,"Oh, yo! What's up?"

A question for you, pilgrim: "Your money, or your life?"


So, "they" say the world may end, any day now.

"They" run me down and ask, "are you prepared?"

I escape, their clutches, mounted on a black and brown cow.

All the while praying to a friend, up there, that I may be spared.


It's so good to see all the familiar tags!

I'm just beside myself! I'm really stoked!



"L.D."---I'm not going to make fun of that swill, because I think that you may actually be sincere.

kronk---Why, thank you, dog.









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Date: 9/1/2023 3:16:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    I do believe that you have written your own Hunter S. Thompson type of story. Strange days indeed.  
Date: 9/1/2023 5:38:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry I know that Thompson was a mutant, but I just love the way he wrote.

"L.D."---You would.

kronk---What's that supposed to mean?

"L.D."---"Never tempt a person who has a "license to kill" by saying; "Are you going to shoot me?"

kronk---Wow, dog! That's bordering on profound!

"L.D."---What do you mean, "bordering on?"

kronk---Ugh!......Thanks, Hey Larry.
  
Date: 9/1/2023 6:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 4995    Fabulous as always. Love how expressive you are.  
Date: 9/1/2023 8:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...This must be the most sincere sounding swill that I
have ever read and I've read a lot of Hey Larry's posts.

The dog did not pay me to write this glowing review.

  
Date: 9/1/2023 9:03:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I want to hear more about the black and brown cow.
Could you flesh out a 400 page manuscript and get it
to me by Sunday? This has all the magic to become the
next 'Barbie' movie. Better make a pot of coffee.

  
Date: 9/4/2023 6:36:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Celtic Princess Thanks, so much, my friend.   
Date: 9/4/2023 6:42:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Hekler What can I say? I am totally humbled. Thank you for your kind words.

"L.D."---Hekler...OK, he's gone. My check is in the mail.
  
Date: 9/4/2023 7:03:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Hekler "L.D." here: I agree 100%! I'll get "him" on that immediately. There is definitely a short story to be had with that "black and brown cow." The cow's name was "Hathor," and she was a gift to me, from kronk, on my 60,000,035 th. birthday. "Hathor" was an Egyptian Longhorn / European Bison, mix and one of the best "hook `em and toss `em" fighting cows that I've ever owned.

Yes, I really loved that cow. I won lot's of gold off "Hathor," that's for sure. Unfortunately, I was forced to eat her, during the Planetwide meat shortage of 60,000,030 BC. Oh, well; "easy cow....easy go"

kronk---Ugh!
  

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