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"You can do it".......kRoNk

  Author:  21435  Category:(Household) Created:(8/29/2023 5:18:00 PM)
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Hello,

I can make use of the items sent. I will not be returning anything and do not want replacement for item that was not received. According to my calculations, the $159.47 I sent should be enough to cover all I received. If so, refund difference. If otherwise, please advise.

I thought that I might be the chicken.

Turns out that I'm an egg.

At first I thought you were just pickin'

But, you did just what you said.


Squirrel heads with all the trimmings-

A double helping of kale-

Speared a fluke, while it was swimming.

Served as an appetizer for my boiled whale-


All my suppositions were correct.

It's true; "You got the look!"

I only have one other suspect.

Ugh! But, the name's not in my book.



Hallelujah !!!!!!


INGREDIENTS
▢224 g (1 c) mayonnaise
▢17 g (1 tbsp) dijon mustard
▢8 g (2 tsp) lemon juice
▢7 g (1 tsp) Worcestershire sauce
▢28 g (2 tbsp) Crystal hot sauce
▢7 g (1 tsp) Creole seasoning Tony Chachere’s preferred
▢1 g (½ tsp) cayenne
▢.6 g (¼ tsp) paprika
▢2.4 g (½ tsp) white granulated sugar
▢9 g (2 tsp) capers no juice
▢12.5 g (1 tbsp) garlic minced
▢3 g (1 tbsp) chives sliced into thin pieces
INSTRUCTIONS

In a mixing bowl, combine all the ingredients and stir until incorporated.


"L.D."---I don't get it?

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Date: 8/29/2023 6:04:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Real friends are forever.

"L.D."---I still don't get it?
  
Date: 8/29/2023 6:31:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    I am confused. Is this metaphysical (? )) v. And if I elected to attempt this recipe, will I live to tell the tale ? If Hekler claims that he’s running for Prime Minister should I take him seriously?  
Date: 8/30/2023 11:50:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...HI! I'm running for Prime Minister and I would love to have your vote.

  
Date: 8/30/2023 6:14:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry "L.D." here: Sometimes, "he" gets that way. I find that these days, "he" gets that way, quite often.

kronk---Hey Larry ---What up, bro!

"L.D."---Don't embarrass yourself, while on the world wide web, please. Just go ahead and answer the man's question.

kronk---"Take another shot of courage...Wonder why the right words never come...You just go numb." (Tequila Sunrise, by The Eagles)

"L.D."--Ugh!
  
Date: 8/30/2023 6:26:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    I think Hekler has an excellent change of securing the nomination.

kronk---Well, I believe that Hekler could do as well as the guy in there, now. We need to find him a catchy slogan. You know, something that will relate to most of the population of The Great White North.

"L.D."---I got it! Vote for Hekler if you want "a moose in every pot!"

kronk---I don't know, dog. That sounds sorta' corny.

"L.D."---Well, it worked for Herbert Hoover and Henry IV.

kronk---Ugh?
  
Date: 8/31/2023 8:31:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...L.D... I think you got pretty close to a winning slogan there but
needs something more in tune with the times.

I'm considering "some pot with every moose".

  
Date: 8/31/2023 6:31:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Hekler "L.D." here: The question is "just how much moose "are" we talking about?"

kronk---You really shouldn't ask. I mean, "any" moose is better than no moose. Remember the "Reagan years!"

"L.D."---Ahhhh, soooo.....
  

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