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Date: 8/26/2023 6:15:00 AM
From Authorid: 55251
My best Hey Larry impersonation... Ok  1. Huh? What's that sonny? I can't hear ya! Ya half ta speek up! 2. Huh? What's that sonny? I can't hear ya! Ya half ta speek up! 3. Huh? What's that sonny? I can't hear ya! Ya half ta speek up! 4. Huh? What's that sonny? I can't hear ya! Ya half ta speek up! 5. ... oh, there's no sonny..  |
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Date: 8/26/2023 7:03:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...okay, I'll play along. 1. I like to read bad jokes. This one is so bad, it isn't a joke. 2. "Get Off of My Corpse" by The Rotting Stones. 3. I'm the repo guy and I'm here for the kangaroo. 4. I read JOTW #149. I make bad decisions. 5. Yeah, I hear voices but I can't figure out what they're saying. I replied first. What do I win? There'd better be a prize.  |
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Date: 8/26/2023 7:04:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...dang! Morphix slid in under the wire. I guess he won the home version of the game. |
Date: 8/26/2023 8:03:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
There , there Morphix. That’s a good effort and I’m sure that you’ll come around after you’ve had your oatmeal. Keep trying.  |
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Date: 8/26/2023 8:05:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...Morphix cheated. |
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Date: 8/26/2023 8:09:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Hekler…in response to: 1. You have an addiction. Try and reach out to a support group that helps “ Karen’s / Kevin’s.” 2. It’s not a song, you made that up in a lame attempt at humor. 3. Not bad! There was once an episode of “ The Beverly Hillbillies “ where Granny mistakenly thought that a kangaroo was a giant jackrabbit and wanted to cook it for supper. You get a “ C+” |
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Date: 8/26/2023 8:12:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
4. See # 1 5. That’s because you are listening to wayyyyy too much televangelism type records… |
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Date: 8/26/2023 8:13:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
If Morphix cheated, does that mean you’re going to whine and incessantly complain about it until Tucker gives you a personal interview? |
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Date: 8/26/2023 8:21:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I either want the home version of the game or a year's supply of Rice~a~Roni. Want to shut me up? There's your answer. |
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Date: 8/26/2023 8:23:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
That’s not an answer. That’s what’s known as defection. |
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Date: 8/26/2023 8:25:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I bet you thought I was going to say DEFLECTION, am I right? Speak up Comrade! |
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Date: 8/26/2023 8:34:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...no, I thought you were going to say "defecation" as in the JOTW today is so much like verbal defecation. |
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Date: 8/26/2023 8:45:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
WOW! You seem cranky and upset. Is that because The Great Pumpkin was spotted recently and had his picture taken? |
Date: 8/26/2023 10:18:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  Loving the new twist! "L.D."---Yeah, me too, Hey Larry! Let's play, man! I'm first! #1) Well, when there's nobody around, I go down to the back forty and__(CENSORED) Hey! kronk---You know better than that, dog! You can't say that, here. Try something else. "L.D."---Ugh! You really are a stick in the mud, kronk! OK, then; when I come upon a nest of rabbits, I can't stop until I've eaten the last one....#2) "Hound Dog," by some dude named Presley---"Dog Days are Over," by Florence and the machine (double UGH!)....."Dog eat Dog?" (C'mon, Ted, we only do that it we're starving) #3) Leave immediately, otherwise I will be forced to bite you! #4) Please refer to question #1. kronk---Ugh! You just have to push it, don't you, dog? "L.D."---hehehe...#5) Only for a few hours, after my monthly dose of de-wormer....Well, how'd I do? kronk---Not too bad, really. About "par for this course."   |
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Date: 8/26/2023 12:04:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Now that’s the way to get into the spirit of things L.D.! You know what? I never knew that de-wormer medicine could make you hear voices, I wonder if it has the opposite effect on humans? |
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Date: 8/27/2023 8:02:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry There are de-wormers, and then there are DE-WORMERS!! kronk---"L.D." is on "special" medicine. He's fond of eating rabbit during the warm months. "L.D."---It hadn't gotten hot enough for me, yet! kronk---Ugh! |
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Date: 8/27/2023 8:24:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
LOL! Sounds like “ life passed before my eyes” type of situation. Say, I’ve heard tales about different types of chili pepper experiences that seem to mirror that of certain types of rituals… is peyote a chili relative? |
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Date: 8/27/2023 12:38:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "L.D." here: kronk and I were at a watering hole in Key West, one summer, and some freak started ranting about the health benefits of peyote. The guy considered himself, some sort of shaman. I believe he just hitched down "Highway 1" and found himself stranded. He talked kronk into springing for a bottle of tequila and they partied until they were both swept out into the parking lot at closing time. kronk---Wow, dog! I hadn't thought about "Laughing Coyote" in decades. That dude taught me all about "Vision Quest." "L.D."---C'mon, man! That dude was a quack and a half. He told you to pick off and boil the spines of the cactus and drink the juice. And you fell for it! kronk---My thought processes were compromised by that tequila. I wonder what ever happened to L.C.? He was gone when I came to. "L.D."---Yeah; he was gone, alright, along with your wallet. kronk---Ugh! |
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Date: 8/27/2023 1:40:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
And you boys have lived to tell the tales. Life is quite a journey, isn’t it? |
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Date: 8/27/2023 1:59:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry Yes, it surely is that. All I've ever needed was a trigger and, "away we go!" "L.D."---My credibility is "nil," due to my association with kronk! kronk---hehehe... "L.D."---Ugh! |
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Date: 8/27/2023 2:20:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
“Nil” or not, I like them. Even Hekler’s tales are fun to read, lol! |
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