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Date: 8/15/2023 4:13:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I get the feeling that, like the time when Santa asked Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer to guide his sleigh through heavy fog, this gal could save the day along the eastern seaboard to guide incoming ships under similar circumstances.. |
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Date: 8/15/2023 4:39:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...oh. Burping only huh? You would have been a shoe-in for the title had it not been for that one little rule. Think of it as being special in your own way.  |
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Date: 8/15/2023 4:44:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...and I'm no specialist but burping to guide incoming ships? What, guide them away? I don't think any self respecting man would be attracted to a woman that can out-belch him. We don't want to know about your kink. |
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Date: 8/15/2023 4:58:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I just had a flashback to the dawn of mankind and Hey Larry was caught out in a fierce thunderstorm, got hit by lightning and burst into flames. The more evolved of us just stood in the overhang of the cave and pointed at Hey Larry and ribbed him with comments such as "YOU'RE FIRED!" and "SMOKIN'". He got awfully burned about that. Some people just don't have a sense of humor. |
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Date: 8/15/2023 6:10:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
^^^^ Says the person who shows up unannounced at you family reunion backyard barbecue daring you to pull his finger. |
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Date: 8/15/2023 9:07:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...pulling the finger was the lesser of two evils. Your other option would have been to pull a chair up to the table and dig in but the dogs were trying to put a lot of distance between themselves and your picnic baskets and that sort of struck me as odd. |
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Date: 8/16/2023 4:26:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
It wasn’t the picnic baskets the dogs were trying to move away from, it was YOU! Animals sense when things are odd alright. |
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Date: 8/16/2023 7:03:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Wow! That's heavy. kronk---Yeah, I know. Reminds me of my third cousin, twice removed, on my step mother's cousin's side. "L.D."---Ugh! Wait a minute. You're not talking about "CoCo," are you? kronk---You said it dog! "L.D."---That girl could growl like an enraged grizzly bear, over the slightest thing. kronk---More like a T-Rex, dog. I remember when you goosed her, that time, while she was trying to get a fire started. "L.D."---Oh, man! She knocked over sixteen saplings and chased me for a half mile, through the river bottom. kronk---She'd have had you, too, if not for that bed of quicksand. "L.D."---I know. She eventually forgave me, when I tossed her a rope, two days later.  |
Date: 8/16/2023 7:10:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  Keep up the good work. Hekler, "L.D." and I are counting on you. Write on......."L.D."---BBBBBBUUUUUURRRRRRPPPPPP !!!!!! kronk---Not bad, dog. To what do you attribute your righteous burping ability? "L.D."---That family of cormorants I knocked off, down by the riverside. |
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Date: 8/17/2023 12:32:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...my spirit guide was a pied cormorant. Haven't seen it around for a while. |
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Date: 8/17/2023 4:57:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I was driving to the store yesterday morning, and was surprised by turkey vulture that happened to dive in front of my car. At first, I thought that he thought he was going to swoop down and snag some of that pancake possum but instead, he stayed in front of my vehicle. He managed to stay a car length ahead and before I knew it I was at the border liquor store. I took it as a sign and bought a lottery ticket. Nothing. So much for spirit guides…. |
Date: 8/18/2023 4:42:00 AM
From Authorid: 10722
I've.. no words  |
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Date: 8/18/2023 6:55:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "L.D." here: A few years ago, kronk damaged himself while exploring an abandoned deer hunting stand. kronk---No kidding, dog. My hip still hurts, from that fall. "Turkey Vultures" are protected around here, but those things can be vicious. "L.D."---Yeah, well, you'd be vicious to, if some freak was trying to snatch your eggs from the nest. kronk---Hard times, baby! My unemployment money ran out, some bacteria wiped out all the crabs in the lake and I developed an allergy to peanut products. "L.D."---You should have manned up and taken that job Pelosi offered you. kronk---I'll admit that I am pretty hard core, but feeding kittens to her pet alligator, just didn't set well with me. "L.D."---That's why you'll never go anywhere, politically; you're weak! kronk---Ugh! |
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