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Date: 8/7/2023 8:26:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...Kronk...if I were to have a dream about water skiing, it would probably be time to get out of bed and use the washroom.  |
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Date: 8/7/2023 8:27:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...Kronk...if I were to have a dream about washing dishes, it would probably be time to get out of bed and use the washroom. |
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Date: 8/7/2023 8:27:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...Kronk...if I were to have a dream about rain clouds, it would probably be time to get out of bed and use the washroom. |
Date: 8/8/2023 4:28:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
^^^^Try using Depends…..try using Depends…Try using Depends…..too late…  |
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Date: 8/8/2023 4:31:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
As yes Kronk. These days dreams, especially the really vivid dreams are few and far between. Like having a pinup girl like Betty Page wink at me then blowing a kiss in my direction only to be awakened by a kiss that’s like sandpaper on the beginning on my balding head by none other than my cat… Good times…. |
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Date: 8/8/2023 10:29:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...Hey Larry... I can always trust the advice you give garnered from your own personal experience. I can only imagine what you must have gone through. |
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Date: 8/8/2023 10:32:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...Hey Larry (again) - Don't you HATE it when the cat decides to plant it's butt right in your face while you sleep? Meow baby! |
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Date: 8/8/2023 11:36:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
Kronk...I think congratulations are due for your new personal high reply score! |
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Date: 8/8/2023 5:51:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
Dear Hekler, it was so kind of you to reply in such a discreet manner concerning your having to air out your dirty laundry here at USM. I have sympathy for those that are far worse off and you know, I’m here to support you through whatever reason it is that you refuse to wear Depends. |
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Date: 8/8/2023 5:53:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
The cat was Julie Newmar from the ol’ Batman television show. However, not in the fashion you perceived. This was “ G” Rated and worthy of The Wonderful World of Disney. |
Date: 8/10/2023 6:09:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler  Man, you are so right on. That's exactly the way it goes with me. Anything, and I mean "anything" to do with water, in any of it's states, is a prompt that is not to be ignored.  I've had a few close calls, but still haven't gotten to the "Depends point.""L.D."---I can hold it indefinitely. I possess kidneys of steel and an iron bladder. kronk---Oh yeah! If that's so, what about that accident you had last month. You whizzed all over the foot of the bed, and my feet, too. "L.D."---That was an unfortunate accident. I was dreaming about that fine Labrador Retriever on the next block. kronk---Ugh!  |
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Date: 8/10/2023 6:15:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry I understand, man. "L.D." sometimes licks my face when he needs to "go potty" in the middle of the night. If I'm especially weary and try to ignore him, he breaks wind in my face. "L.D."---Yep. That usually get's you moving. hehehe... kronk---Pets! Ugh! "L.D."---hehe.. |
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Date: 8/10/2023 6:20:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler & Hey Larry Thanks for all the wonderful comments, guys. I feel like I just sold a best selling novel! "L.D."---Yeah; Thanks, fellas'. He'll probably be dreaming about "Julie Newmar," tonight. |
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Date: 8/10/2023 3:20:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...Kronk...I hope your new novel does well. |
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Date: 8/10/2023 4:50:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler Thank you, sir. Who knows how it will all end, but I've got eleven comments, so far! |
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Date: 8/10/2023 5:10:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...start drinking and that comment total will double! |
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Date: 8/12/2023 5:40:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
How many eyes does a spider have? kronk---I think a spider has eight eyes. Why? "L.D."---Well, if you happened to be a spider, and if you happened to be drunk, and if you were counting comments, then, you might see 192 comments. kronk---Wow, dog! How cool is that, and if I happened to have gotten drunk on tequila, then I'd see 288 total comments! "L.D."---I think that your math may be off. You probably need to factor in the worm at the bottom of the bottle. It ought to be good for several additional comments. kronk---Salut' |
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