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Date: 8/5/2023 8:32:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...F.Y.I...First Class DOESN'T go to Ottawa. Do some research before you post this drivel.  |
Date: 8/5/2023 8:39:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Hey! I'm bald, not blonde. I've never before Ottawa but I figured there must be at least one person there that has class.  |
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Date: 8/5/2023 9:25:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...we all have class in these northern latitudes. Education has not been outlawed. A red Barchetta. |
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Date: 8/5/2023 11:03:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Now there you go again mumbling words that make it sound like you know what you’re talking about. And by “ WE” , you must be referring to yourself as well as those voices in your head. |
Date: 8/5/2023 12:16:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  That was a good one. I've interacted with some pretty stiff necked flight attendants when I used to fly. (Don't fly anymore `cause I'm now committed to never doing risky things.)That being said, I've met a few very fine flight attendants, too. Once, I was flying to a west coast destination and wanted to bring "L.D." along. It was in the dead of winter and even colder at 30,000 feet, so I smuggled "the dog" in my carry on. "L.D."---Hey! What's with "the dog" thing? I have a name, you know! kronk---Alright, alright, calm down. "L.D."----GRRRRRRrrrr.... kronk---Bite me and I'll cancel that shipment of "moose nibbles" from "Hekler & Co." "L.D."---meeeooooow... kronk---That's better. Anyway, I had overdosed "L.D." on his de-worming medicine and everything seemed fine. Then this extremely attraction stewardess leans in close to my right ear and whispers; "Excuse me sir. Some of the nearby passengers have been complaining about offensive flatulence. Are you alright? Can I get you anything? We have "Pepto-Bismol," or, if you prefer, "Beano?" Turns out, before I packed him for the trip, "L.D." devoured a whole family of wharf rats, along with a quart of red beans and rice. "L.D."---Flying makes me hungry and nervous, too. kronk---Ugh!  |
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Date: 8/5/2023 5:30:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I’d be REAL cautious about any kind of food/ treats from HeklerCo if I were you L.D. Ottawa safety standards are not anything like the food safety standards here in the States. You might even wind up looking like Hekler from his high school grad night photo. |
Date: 8/5/2023 6:02:00 PM
From Authorid: 55251
I know this is a joke because nobody would purposely visit Ottawa. I feel like I need to take a shower just by watching the politicians in Ottawa. I couldn't imagine how dirty I'd feel being so close to them.  |
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Date: 8/5/2023 6:55:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
That’s why I burned my passport,to make I’d never cross that border. |
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Date: 8/6/2023 11:20:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I have no idea of what YOU'RE talking about. I do NOT mmbl. |
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Date: 8/6/2023 11:24:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...and as far as knowing what I'm talking about? I improvise. I overcome. That would make a great line in some movie about me. |
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Date: 8/6/2023 11:32:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...hey Kronk! Sorry to hear that you got put on the no-fly list because of that pervasive and lasting dog gas but pet ownership has it's challenges. Stop smiling L.D. |
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Date: 8/6/2023 11:45:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...Hey Larry. HOW DARE YOU accuse me of using predominantly skunk and squirrel meat in my fine line of meat-like products. I understand how you feel about our federal food guidelines. Why, just last week I had a hankering for some fresh road kill but the people that make the rules here say that NO, I can't. I had a hot dog instead. It was close but just not the same. Now we finally get to address the allegation that I was seen at a high school graduation. Show some proof or maybe you'd rather have your people talk to my people. They may be contacted at the law firm of Moose and Squirrel. |
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Date: 8/6/2023 12:07:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...Morphix...I know what you mean. I'm in Ontario and I know that Ottawa is somewhere around here but haven't had the least curiosity about the place. I just can't stand being near hordes of phony people. |
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Date: 8/6/2023 12:09:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...Hey Larry...you burned your passport? You discovered fire? Well done laddie! |
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Date: 8/6/2023 5:52:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler Not only did "they" black ball me, but "they" put me in the baggage hole and gave "L.D." my seat. "L.D."---hehehe |
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