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Date: 8/5/2023 12:03:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...they also projected that six readers out of one hundred might not make it. That's a 5.04% mortality rate.  |
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Date: 8/5/2023 12:17:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...you may also appreciate the fact that I changed your name to protect your privacy. |
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Date: 8/5/2023 1:45:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
You like me! You really LIKE me! I’m just going to start calling you “ Annie Wilkes “ from here on out cuz you are my #1 fan…..  |
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Date: 8/5/2023 1:47:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
And you ought to start making me pay rent for living in your head, it’s awful dark in there though. |
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Date: 8/5/2023 8:36:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...HEY! Don't get your Pampers all full of joy. And, you don't need to treat me any different than you treated any other men you knew when growing up. Just call me Uncle_____________ (fill in the blank) |
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Date: 8/5/2023 8:42:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Uncle..... Silas? |
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Date: 8/5/2023 8:43:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...I appreciate the offer of monetary recompense for allowing you to reside in my head, an upscale development if ever there was one but there is still tons of unused acreage there and I have learned how to deal with squatters if the need arises. Donate those hard earned dollars to the Trump Legal Fund. You won't regret it. |
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Date: 8/5/2023 8:43:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...naw, Silas was two weeks ago. |
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Date: 8/5/2023 8:57:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...BTW...that Klingon slur you posted above in the guise of a "joke" and thought you were being so clever about? I ran that through a universal translator and the English interpretation comes out to "your mother has a smooth forehead". Do you really think that insulting people is a good strategy for making new friends now that your dog has run away from home? |
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Date: 8/5/2023 11:10:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
I never send money to politicians. I never send money to televangelists. Both are only interested in convincing folks that if you vote for / believe in what they are saying because a higher power/ the onl6 hope you have..etc. I would only be impressed if they actually walked on water. |
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Date: 8/5/2023 11:13:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
So, how many Star Trek conventions have you attended wearing a “ Tribble “ out fit? You chose that costume, no doubt, because you are starving for a. |
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Date: 8/5/2023 11:14:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Attention… typo |
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Date: 8/5/2023 12:27:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
"L.D."---Wow! What happened to Hey Larry? He looks rather tense. kronk---I'm not so sure that's "Hey Larry." That image looks a whole lot like A.O.Cortez, when she's excited. "L.D."---Does my forehead look smooth to you? kronk---I mean, your forehead looks "really" smooth, dog! "L.D."---Thank you.  |
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Date: 8/5/2023 5:21:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
Thanks for your concern L.D. That photo is actually Hekler taken from his high school grad night party. Seems he and his high school buddies got ahold of something that …well.. was life altering. He has sworn off mushrooms ever since. |
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Date: 8/5/2023 5:25:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
Hey Kronk! Never had any notion that you were in the “ Bottled Water” business. |
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Date: 8/5/2023 5:50:00 PM
From Authorid: 55251
Well. I think this is just a tad unfair. We all know that Lerry never went to school, so he doesn't understand grading. He probably saw the "D-" and figured it was short for "D-lightful". Don't worry Lerry, I'll stand up for you! How dare you people use big words like “report card”, “monetary recompense”, and “funny”?! It’s like you are speaking another language to poor Lerry. He must be so confused! It ok Lerry you make good joke. JOTW very ha ha always smile muchly. ALSO, please buy Morphix Brand Electric Razors!! Use them once and you’ll lose your head* over how much you love them! *We are not liable for any loss of cranium.  |
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Date: 8/5/2023 6:16:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler is advertising your shine, man. kronk---That's right, dog. The good old "American Free Trade Agreement." If we all work together we can become fabulously wealthy and own houses in Cape town and the Firth of Forth. "L.D."---Oh, goody! We could do cool things like wrestling bull sharks and naming a son, Hunter. kronk---Yeah! "L.D."---Do we even "have" six readers? kronk---Of course we do. "L.D."---Good one, Hekler!  |
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Date: 8/5/2023 6:59:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
Thanks for having my back Morphix. I can appreciate truth in advertising. |
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Date: 8/6/2023 2:04:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Hey Larry...I can walk on water. I'll send photos. You send cash. |
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Date: 8/6/2023 2:08:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...The number of Star Trek conventions that I may or may not have attended is irrelevant. You've got your Tribbles, I've got mine. |
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Date: 8/6/2023 2:11:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...and I'm glad you cleared up that typo business. For a moment there, it looked like you said I was starving for a Hey Larry. I am not a cannibal. |
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Date: 8/6/2023 2:13:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Kronk...don't let Hey Larry pull the wool over your eyes. That really is a photo of him, taken when he first woke up. He just hasn't had his first cup of scotch yet. |
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Date: 8/6/2023 2:34:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Morphix! Hey, thanks for stopping by. Try not to pick on Hay Lerry (aka "Hey Larry", aka "Three Bricks Short of a Load"  too much. His mental activity is akin to a hamster running on a wheel and about the only thing he learned in school was right angles from being sat in the corner. I'm not even going to mention the unfortunate incident when he was doing some manscaping with one of your quality nose hair trimmers that ended up with you in a courtroom being sued for negligence. Thrown out by the jury because Hey Larry could not prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that something of value was lost. |
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Date: 8/6/2023 2:44:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...I also just noticed that G&G finally capitulated and gave Hey Larry the button he had asked for, right up there between the give/ask advice and the We Need Replies buttons. Dr. Phil version 2.0 |
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Date: 8/7/2023 5:39:00 AM
From Authorid: 55251
wait... Hay Lerry and and Hey Larry are the same person? Wow, I didn't know that! One is so intelligent, funny, and good spirited. And the other seems, well.. I think he tried to call 911 once but didn't know how because he couldn't find the number "11" on the phone. I'll let you decide which is which. I don't know what's in this Kronk's Mountain Water, but I ain't thinking straight. |
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Date: 8/7/2023 7:31:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Morphix Thanks for trying out the "Old Tymey Mountain Water." We do appreciate your business. Sales have been rather depressed for us, lately. (People seem to be spending more of their available funds on things like food, rather than booze. What's the world coming to?) Per your interest in the active ingredients of said "Old Tymey Mountain Water," I refer you to the Business Development Manager of our little operation: "L.D."---Thank you....and what, pray tell, is "your" name, please? .....Hic up, up... kronk--- kronk...My name is kronk. Have you been "testing" the product, again? "L.D."---Very well then, Mr. Klonk. Oh, and, eh, "testing the product" is what I do, around here.....hic up, up...I believe you wanted a list of ingredients displayed? ..hic up.. kronk---Yes, please. If you can somehow find the time? "L.D."---No need to get testy with me, Mr. Klonk. A list is forthcoming. kronk---Well??????? "L.D."----hic up...hic up...Ugh..Ugh...Ugh...RALPH!...Ugh kronk---Sorry about that Morphix. You can't hire a good mad scientist, these days. This one is a lush.....I can't tell you the exact composition of our "Old Tymey Mountain Water," as that is not my area of expertise. All I can say is: "Whatever you do with that stuff; Never, Ever, drink it! |
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