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Date: 7/19/2023 5:42:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 Back in the day, they used to share pictures and lecture us on the causes and effects of prolonged tobacco use. The ones where cancer resulted in a partial removal of the tongue or lower jaw was enough for me! There’s a you tube link on this news link that is very interesting, yuck, and gross! |
Date: 7/19/2023 11:45:00 AM
From Authorid: 30706
...I remember you mentioning that you used to suffer from a similar ailment where your tongue would also grow fur back in your bender days (last week) but you didn't consider it to be an overwhelming problem as the tongue would only get really antsy on those nights with a full moon. You had also mentioned that your doctor was of the belief that you were choking on a wig of some sort. |
Date: 7/19/2023 11:52:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
#30706, so good of you to drop by. My “ bender” daze usually resulted in cotton mouth and a hangover that made me pledge to never, ever do such an act again in my life. You can only pray at the ivory altar so often before you wake up with a blue dye on your face. The fur and full moon episodes you mentioned.. are you sure you’re not confusing men with Kronk’s loyal companion, L.D.? Good to see you. I |
Date: 7/19/2023 12:04:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I had always wondered about your career choice of joining the Blue Man Group. |
Date: 7/19/2023 12:05:00 PM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 At the time, it paid the bills. |
Date: 7/19/2023 1:37:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry Kronk got his arm stuck in one of those airplane toilets, just last week, in fact. kronk---Dog! I don't know where you get that? I would never reach into one of those; not for nothin'. "L.D."---Oh, yeah? Roll up your sleeves, please. kronk---Ugh! |
Date: 7/19/2023 1:59:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry Pay no attention to "the dog." He's been reading too many Hunter S. Thompson stories. "L.D."---So, do you deny that you mysteriously disappear during the full moon cycles? kronk---I get restless about that time of the month and moonlight walks on the levee calm me down. "L.D."---Will you also deny that you are some sort of werewolf and that after one of your full moon escapades, the levee road is strewn with rabbit bones and your bedroom is awash in rabbit fur? kronk---Of course. "L.D."---Of course, what? kronk---Of course, I deny those allegations. "L.D"---Open your mouth and show me your tongue, please? kronk---I will not. What exactly do you hope to find in my mouth, dog? "L.D."---Rabbit fur kronk---Alright, I'll open my mouth, but you won't find any fur in there. "L.D."---How can you be so sure? kronk---Because we are in the dark of the moon phase. "L.D."---No more questions, ladies and gentlemen. kronk---Ugh! |
Date: 7/19/2023 2:32:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...and way less demeaning than the time you let them paint "craters" on your scalp and were the understudy for the moon in your local theater group's production of "Romeo and Juliet". You should have asked them to check if they were permanent markers before they started. Live and learn. Right Mr. Mooney? |
Date: 7/19/2023 3:48:00 PM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 Why don’t you stick your tongue out for us Hekler. We sure would be curious as to what color it is….. |
Date: 7/19/2023 10:04:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...that wouldn't help you out much as I had the Canadian flag tattooed on it about ten years ago. It just seemed like the thing tp do at the time. |
Date: 7/27/2023 6:13:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Cool kronk---What? "L.D."---Hekler has a fig leaf tattooed on his tongue. kronk---It's not a fig leaf, dog. It's a maple leaf. "L.D."---How do you know it's not a fig leaf? Have you ever looked at Hekler's tongue? kronk---Well, no, I haven't, but I____ "L.D."---Then, don't come on so strong. Who's gonna' like you doing that? kronk---Ugh? |
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