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Date: 7/10/2023 4:32:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Oh, who are the people in your neighborhood? In your neighborhood? In your neighborhood? Say, who are the people in your neighborhood? The people that you meet each day……  |
Date: 7/10/2023 6:26:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  Love that! ZZ Top rules!"L.D."---Well, across the street, we have the mayor. He's in his 7th consecutive term and he keeps purchasing new chickens, even though his flock is being diminished, weekly. (unknown predator)...Next door, on the southside, is the old dude, with the young wife. (he's usually sleeping and she's usually gone) On the northside side, reside the scrappers. (they pick up anything and everything and pack it into their back yard.) Finally, we have a four acre wooded lot. (I ain't gotta' tell you what goes on over there. Ugh!) kronk---Quit telling the internet about our neighborhood. "Anyone" could be reading this! "L.D."---Relax; nobody wants what we got. kronk---You may be surprised. Hey Larry I may sound paranoid, but_____"L.D."---You do. kronk---Do you mind? I'm trying to lay a bit of wisdom on the folks. "L.D."---Oh, is that what you're trying to do? OK, please continue. kronk---Thank you...where was I? Oh, yeah, paranoia..."Down here, in the wilds of Texas, (thanks Joe, let anybody into the country, Biden) I seldom go anywhere without my "hogleg."....(hogleg noun chiefly West : a large single-action revolver of the type carried in the West by cowboys and frontiersmen) "L.D."--- I can't believe you actually wrote that. kronk---Hey; it's reality..and in closing: "Remember, pilgrims; the behind that you end up saving, just might be your own." "L.D."---Ugh!  |
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Date: 7/10/2023 9:01:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...when I was younger, I was too shy to even approach a woman and spent many an evening trying to come up with some kind of gimmick that would start a conversation with a young lass. Now here you are with this plan that has few foreseeable downsides except for the fact that the young lasses wouldn't even have the slightest interest in me any more and I may be too tired even to raise my revolver. Life sucks.  |
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Date: 7/10/2023 11:01:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
In Arizona, I believe in certain countries you are allowed to carry a “ hog leg “ as long as it isn’t concealed. Also, I enjoyed hearing stories about the ol$ west from a gentleman by the name of Bob “ Boze” Bell. He’s an authority in Wild West lore and what’s actually fact. He related an event that I really admired regarding Doc Holliday and Big Nose Kate. It seems that ol’ Doc was being held in a makeshift jail in some small mining town because of a dispute over a poker game which ended poorly for the other fellow. Well, Kate visited Doc and they hatched a plan where she would start a fire at the opposite end of town since most of it was made of old wood and little else. The plan worked and they got away. And the town burned down entirely. I need a gal in my life willing to burn down the town to cover my back! |
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Date: 7/10/2023 11:04:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Well Hekler, have you thought of becoming a gold prospector and living out in the hills? Then when you come back to town to stake a claim ( real or imagined ) the gold diggers will flock to you like bees to honey. |
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Date: 7/10/2023 1:41:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...all of my claims are imaginary. Except for precious Melinda. Melinda is everyone's friend...if you have the $30.00 to send to her to feed her family. She must have a very large family. Poor Melinda. |
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Date: 7/10/2023 1:45:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...Gold prospector? That's the past sonny. I'm staking claim on a couple of freshwater lakes up north. Enjoy your gold as the dustbowl swirls on your palate. |
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Date: 7/10/2023 2:09:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Sure, just as soon as you keep your forest wild fires down to a minimum and stop blowing your smog down here. |
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Date: 7/10/2023 6:37:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry Love the story. Doc Holiday was a very colorful character, for sure. "L.D."---kronk took his woman to the shooting range to test her accuracy with her own "hog leg." She wounded his Honda. kronk---Ugh! |
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Date: 7/11/2023 3:28:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Well L.D., practice makes perfect eh? |
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Date: 7/11/2023 3:05:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
kronk became completely invisible to females under the age of 87 years, a decade ago. kronk---Must you be so explicit? "L.D."---It is what it is, man. kronk---Ugh! |
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