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Date: 7/8/2023 11:38:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
My attempt to offer humor and love to all who accept the fact that Canadians have an inferiority complex and no sense of humor whatsoever….  |
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Date: 7/8/2023 11:53:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
I saw a bigfoot at the beach last week. kronk---You did not! Quit lying, dog! "L.D."---I ain't lying, man. I mean, this creature was about 6'10", had feet the size of a kayak, and it could stand erect and scratch it's knee without bending over. Only thing I found strange is the fact that except for a beard, the thing was hairless. kronk---That wasn't bigfoot, dog. That was "Britney Spears'" bodyguard. She was vacationing in "Tivoli" last week. "L.D."---Ugh!  |
Date: 7/8/2023 12:00:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  Man, I tell you; people are seeing bigfoots everywhere, these days. I mean, maybe in the cooler climes, but not down here. Our temperatures were in the mid nineties, with heat indexes, like 113 F. Even "L.D." won't go out into that heat. "L.D."---Central air and heat, baby! The only way to go. kronk---Stay cool. |
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Date: 7/8/2023 2:07:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I don't feel inferior.I learned how to read and write without the need of a mud covered jeep as compensation for my failure to do so.  |
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Date: 7/8/2023 2:09:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...Kronk...the being you described... Up here, I call that a sister-in-law. |
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Date: 7/8/2023 3:07:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Kronk, as far as people go when it comes to seeing Bigfoot , I tend to think of it as a passing fad. Why just the other day I saw Elvis at my local Walmart shopping down the clearance aisle. I could have grabbed my cell phone and took a picture, but I figured he needs his privacy. |
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Date: 7/8/2023 3:18:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Hekler, you learned how to read and write? That’s amazing due to the fact you’re also the first of your kind to walk upright and have opposable thumbs. |
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Date: 7/8/2023 7:09:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I'm not admitting to anything. |
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